Anna: btw


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Anna: lols if you type "how to get" into google, i get "how to get column number in excel" which i have actually searched for, but i also get "how to get married in skyrim" and "how to get rid of acne." neither of which i am interested in asking google :D ( Read more... )

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ME: How come the cat is afraid of me now? Look, he's frozen in fear. I'm not doing anything. I'm just standing here ( Read more... )

me: wow gmail is getting big brothery
        You wrote "I am including" in your message, but there are no files attached. Send anyway?
        You wrote "I love your sexy bosoms" in your email. Did you mean to address this to your girlfriend?
Anna: hahaha, I hope it does that ( Read more... )

• ME: I walked home from work today ( Read more... )

me: I didn't know the Tonight Show was taped in California!
    I thought they were all in New York!
    Conan O'Brien has to move cross-country!
Anna: i assumed that too
me: POOR CONAN. :( :(

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Anna's at a conference this week, so we have a lot to say to each other on IM.

me: mop!
Anna: mop!
me: how are you?
Anna: mop
me: pom
Anna: pom

You may remember that Anna and I enjoy having sardonic yet strangely buoyant conversations about the Problems In The World Today. I hope you enjoy reading them!
Anna: dude
Anna: i have found a work pet peeve to join your multitudes of work pet peeves
Anna: namely, when people insist on saying inspirational things, like, "we're almost in the home ( Read more... )

It's been awhile since I updated, so here's three things.

1. Interesting Conversation with Anna
ME: anna, what is society's problem?
ME: a recent dear abby column posed that question to its readers.
ANNA: one problem? of society?
ME: yes. the problem ( Read more... )