( Repeat after me: I need a vacation )

Il Palazzo was not the greatest mad scientist in the world (perhaps not even in Fukuoka City), but he did not despair the fact. One could only be the greatest at so many things, and though he would eventually be a godlike figure among the ignorant masses, it was not necessary to humble them with every aspect of his magnificent being. Besides, ( Read more... )

Okay, so with my current job, I have a lot of time all day just to sit and write. Rather, I get totally bored if I don't sit and write all day. AND THUSLY I WROTE EPIC FIC ALL WAS WELL AND GOOD but now I'm kinda stuck. So, drabble meme.

Here's the deal:

1. GIVE ME A PROMPT OR SOMETHING. SITUATION, SONG LYRIC, I DUNNO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUT I AM ( Read more... )

( RAPE: A Fanfic About Rape (In Which There Is Rape): FINAL CHAPTER )

( RAPE: A Fanfic About Rape (In Which There Is Rape): Chapter 7 )

Whew! This one's a little long, but I had a zillion ounces of pure fun with it. READ MY LAME AUTHOR'S NOTE OR CLICK... THE POWER IS YOURS ( Read more... )

So this is the obligatory Linkin Park songfic chapter. U LOVE IT GO.

( RAPE: A Fanfic About Rape (In Which There Is Rape): Chapter 5 )

"Mrs. Edgeworth, if that is your real name. Can you prove that you should be given custody of the child?"

"I'm his mother"Yes, I believe we've established your alleged parenthood, Mrs. Edgeworth. But what do you say to the accusations of molestation, demon worship, and cannibalism ( Read more... )

Two, two, two chapters for the price of one! Mostly 'cause they're hella short. Also, chapter 4 is your random change of POV chapter. I felt a little guilty writing it, because it's pretty doubtful the author who wrote the fanfic I'm making fun of even knows what a change of POV is. Also, because I keep blatantly including manga things even though ( Read more... )

A continuation of my badfic parody! Chapter one is right here, in case you were fortunate enough to miss it.

Stay tuned, 'cause in this chapter, Il Palazzo makes a fateful trip to the hospital... and I steal even more lines from the original badfic!

( RAPE: A Fanfic About Rape (In Which There Is Rape): Chapter 2 )