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So this is the obligatory Linkin Park songfic chapter. U LOVE IT GO.
RAPE
A Fanfic About Rape
(In Which There Is Rape)
Chapter 5 - Da da da da da, I'm Rapin' It.
Il Palazzo could not concentrate on his plans. He could not concentrate on his speeches. He could not concentrate on his Game Boy or the voices in his head. His sole focus was what had happened.
[Phoenix]
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind
Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
[Wellington]
Now what the hell are you waiting for?
[Phoenix]
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, nigga make some noise
[Larry]
Get 'em Jay
He was going to be a father. Mother? Father. It was all very complicated. Il Palazzo made a mental note to add the movie Junior to his Netflicks queue, and then sat back in his throne, deep in contemplation.
[Phoenix]
Who you know fresher than Hov'? Riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Can't none of y'all mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin G. Rap in his prime
I'm, young H.O., rap's Grateful Dead
Back to take over the globe, now break bread
I'm in, Boeing jets, Global Express
Out the country but the blueberry still connect
On the low but the yacht got a triple deck
But when you young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep
Being a father would waste unparalleled amounts of time. Discipline, PTA meetings, a proper education befitting of an ACROSS member, soccer games, court hearings, "quality time"... would there be enough of him left for world conquest?
[Phoenix]
Grand openin, grand closin
God your man Hov' cracked the can open again
Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen
Just draw off inspiration
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
With cheap imitations for THESE GENERATIONS
Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
[Judge:]
Now what the hell are you waitin for
[Phoenix]
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, nigga make some noise
And what if the incident of sexual harrassment reoccured? He would not be lax on the punishment, that was certain, particularly if the incident repeated... but it would all be for naught if he were stuck with a litter of insubordinate spawn that would only grow up to disappoint him and throw him into a nursing home once he reached 70,000 or so.
[Edgeworth:]
What the hell are you waiting for
[Phoenix]
[sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I made for you
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you
When you first come in the game, they try to play you
Then you drop a couple of hits, look how they wave to you
From Marcy to Madison Square
To the only thing that matters in just a matter of years (yeah)
As fate would have it, Jay's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye
When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 4-5
It ain't to play games witchu
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin you to smithereeens
Cocksucker take one for your team
And I need you to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, I saw, I conquered
From record sales, to sold out concerts
So muh'fucker if you want this encore
I need you to scream, 'til your lungs get sore
The more he thought about the bleak future which awaited him, the deeper Il Palazzo sunk into depression.
[Phoenix]
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
[Judge]
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
[Phoenix]
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
[Edgeworth]
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
[Phoenix]
And every second I waste is more than I can take
What happened to the strong Il Palazzo? The confident Il Palazzo? The Il Palazzo whom women wanted and men and lesbians wanted to be? The Il Palazzo whose glorious manhood could rip a tank apart?
[Phoenix]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I've become so numb
Can I get an encore, do you want more (more...)
I've become so numb
And then he realized the problem... his ILLPod was playing Linkin Park.
[Phoenix]
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
One last time I need y'all to roar
Il Palazzo threw the device to the ground in disgust.
RAPE
A Fanfic About Rape
(In Which There Is Rape)
Chapter 5 - Da da da da da, I'm Rapin' It.
Il Palazzo could not concentrate on his plans. He could not concentrate on his speeches. He could not concentrate on his Game Boy or the voices in his head. His sole focus was what had happened.
[Phoenix]
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind
Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
[Wellington]
Now what the hell are you waiting for?
[Phoenix]
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, nigga make some noise
[Larry]
Get 'em Jay
He was going to be a father. Mother? Father. It was all very complicated. Il Palazzo made a mental note to add the movie Junior to his Netflicks queue, and then sat back in his throne, deep in contemplation.
[Phoenix]
Who you know fresher than Hov'? Riddle me that
The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at
Can't none of y'all mirror me back
Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin G. Rap in his prime
I'm, young H.O., rap's Grateful Dead
Back to take over the globe, now break bread
I'm in, Boeing jets, Global Express
Out the country but the blueberry still connect
On the low but the yacht got a triple deck
But when you young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep
Being a father would waste unparalleled amounts of time. Discipline, PTA meetings, a proper education befitting of an ACROSS member, soccer games, court hearings, "quality time"... would there be enough of him left for world conquest?
[Phoenix]
Grand openin, grand closin
God your man Hov' cracked the can open again
Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen
Just draw off inspiration
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
With cheap imitations for THESE GENERATIONS
Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
[Judge:]
Now what the hell are you waitin for
[Phoenix]
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, nigga make some noise
And what if the incident of sexual harrassment reoccured? He would not be lax on the punishment, that was certain, particularly if the incident repeated... but it would all be for naught if he were stuck with a litter of insubordinate spawn that would only grow up to disappoint him and throw him into a nursing home once he reached 70,000 or so.
[Edgeworth:]
What the hell are you waiting for
[Phoenix]
[sighs] Look what you made me do, look what I made for you
Knew if I paid my dues, how will they pay you
When you first come in the game, they try to play you
Then you drop a couple of hits, look how they wave to you
From Marcy to Madison Square
To the only thing that matters in just a matter of years (yeah)
As fate would have it, Jay's status appears
to be at an all-time high, perfect time to say goodbye
When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 4-5
It ain't to play games witchu
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin you to smithereeens
Cocksucker take one for your team
And I need you to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, I saw, I conquered
From record sales, to sold out concerts
So muh'fucker if you want this encore
I need you to scream, 'til your lungs get sore
The more he thought about the bleak future which awaited him, the deeper Il Palazzo sunk into depression.
[Phoenix]
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
[Judge]
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
[Phoenix]
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
[Edgeworth]
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
[Phoenix]
And every second I waste is more than I can take
What happened to the strong Il Palazzo? The confident Il Palazzo? The Il Palazzo whom women wanted and men and lesbians wanted to be? The Il Palazzo whose glorious manhood could rip a tank apart?
[Phoenix]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I've become so numb
Can I get an encore, do you want more (more...)
I've become so numb
And then he realized the problem... his ILLPod was playing Linkin Park.
[Phoenix]
So for one last time I need y'all to roar
One last time I need y'all to roar
Il Palazzo threw the device to the ground in disgust.