I took a bunch of cough medicine today.
I got really dizzy during America's Next Top Model.
I told Danielle I was drunk.
I got an EMU Health Safety Update email that there is a case of whooping cough on campus.
I decided it was me.
I can't stop yelling "I have the whooping cough!"
I'm really, really amused by myself.
I don't wanna marry a werewolf.

At my aunt's house tonight for our joint birthday celebration, Cassie wanted to tell a scary story she got from girl scout camp, but then Jake wanted to tell one, and this is probably the best story I've ever heard ( Read more... )

Reason # 109835 my brother and I are super dumb ( Read more... )

Funny story. True story. A dog? Ate my glasses. I don't have glasses now because parts of them are INSIDE a dog.

I just made what can only be called the best birthday card of all time.

( You wish you could make a card this awesome. )

Yes,I'm-aware-there-are-dashes-where-there-should-e-spaces.I-have-spilled-o-the-keyoard.Rame-oodle-juice.Rah.the-space-wo't-work.also,the-two-letters-to-the-right-of-the-"m",if-you-had't-oticed.I-do't-kow-how-log-this-will-take-to-fix.Proaly-a-while.Crap.Crapcrapcrap.My-rother-ad-I-are-goig-to-say-it-wet-crazy-o-its-ow.we'd-e-killed-for-this.er,see