If you eat something really spicy, and think that drinking lemonade will make you feel better or be refreshing, you think very wrong. My mouth is BURNING.

I love the Muppets sooooooooooooo much.

Remember... when it was cool and not weird (well, not to those who mattered) to say, "Hey guys, let's go take a shower."?

REMEMBER?

i'm writing this on an iPod touch in the computer store in the bookstore. I am at work, touch screen typing is hard, and I consumed too much caffeine too quickly this afternoon ( Read more... )

I LOVE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE~!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!1!!1

I called the number I was supposed to call to see if I actually had to come in for jury duty (they're supposed to list group numbers that they need to report) and the message was like, "NO GROUPS report for jury duty tomorrow. You will be rescheduled and summoned at a later date."

This is FINE WITH ME.

The is the last time I will write an entry directly after watching a baseball game PLAYED AT YANKEE STADIUM.

Seriously though, Derek Jeter is sweet, and I wish Yogi Berra was my grandpa, and I got a teensy bit sad, only a teensy bit, because everyone seemed so genuinely pumped about being there and I get moved by that shit. Also Pudge looked so ( Read more... )

I had no idea that this had taken place (this article is about a year old) but it's really, really awesome. Basically John Lassiter got Disney to almost completely cut out the direct-to-video sequels just to stop cheapening the actual animated features ( Read more... )

This mix CD I made in April of 2003 surprisingly holds up almost fully to the test of five years. Of course, I still listen to most of these songs anyway. And approximately maybe three of them actually were officially or marginally current in 2003. But anyway. I'm pretty god damn cool.

Actually, I just want to go to sleep, but I can't. My journal ( Read more... )

I was IMing my brother, and he stopped responding, so I said, "Fine. FINE. No, I do not like your new hat. Goodbye ( Read more... )