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[ladycadogan]

I took a bunch of cough medicine today.
I got really dizzy during America's Next Top Model.
I told Danielle I was drunk.
I got an EMU Health Safety Update email that there is a case of whooping cough on campus.
I decided it was me.
I can't stop yelling "I have the whooping cough!"
I'm really, really amused by myself.
I don't wanna marry a werewolf.