Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation? (7/8)
Chapter: 7/8
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: One more chapter until the end!!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Every Dick has its Day
Exams and projects had swept over him like a dark cloud. Kyuhyun soon found himself immersed in his studies and homework. He had to study of course. He had a record of getting good marks despite the ugly grade in P.E. Plus, who else was going to supply Little Kyu with its daily does of Geng? Perving did not come cheap.
Studying meant that he had spent less time on stalking Geng. Once exams were over, he had immediately gotten back to his favorite pastime. The passing of exams also meant Siwon’s inspection soon.
School had finally ended and Kyuhyun had found himself lured away by Hangeng’s ass. It was more of the fact that the teen had requested him to come home with him for inspection. He had agreed quickly with a nod of his head while Little Kyu was bobbing up and down in a copy of his nod.
Henry had flashed him a quick grin on his way out before heading to the opposite direction.
“Make yourself at home, but not too at home.” The Chinese teen stated with a pointed look at his crotch before closing the door behind him. Kyuhyun could only fix him a small smirk as he entered the apartment. His smirk was soon wiped away when he felt hands on his collar, tossing him onto the couch.
He stared in surprise as Hangeng was perched on top of him. The older male smirking softly as he looked down at the bewilder expression on the pervert’s face.
“Siwon won’t be here for awhile, so I’m taking this time to set things straight.”
Little Kyu wasn’t quite happy. The poor thing was being crushed by Hangeng’s knee. Kyuhyun could have sworn he heard the poor thing whine and moan pitifully.
Hands on the teen’s shoulders, he gazed down at the younger.
“So...What are the things that need to be straighten out?” The resident nerd asked softly. He was too busy staring in awe at the closeness of the Chinese male’s face.
Hangeng looked at him and sighed once more.
“I have the perfect relationship with Siwon. He’s everything a person would ask for.”
Kyuhyun knew he wouldn’t like the direction where the conversation was going.
“He’s charming, kind, caring, gorgeous, ever the gentleman with a huge package to boot.” Hangeng continued, a smile forming on his features.
“And then you came along.” The smile was quickly erased.
Kyuhyun could only listen to what the male was saying. It wasn’t every day that the fine piece of ass was sitting nicely on him, although it was a rather painful for Little Kyu.
He figured the thing could cope.
“At first I thought you were just some perverted little nerd that gets off on the slightest movement I make, but then I found out you’re more of an even bigger pervert. Although…” He paused and looked away, deep in thought.
“Although, you’re a pervert, you’re not afraid to admit what you want…In the most unique, craziest ways too.” The Chinese male was now smiling at him.
Kyuhyun was sure that the male was putting too much pressure on Little Kyu, because he was positive that the male was blushing gently now.
“It’s grown on me, you see. Your perverted yet humorous tendencies grown on me, you impress me.”
Kyuhyun was now sure Hangeng had caused harm to Little Kyu and he was probably dead and had gone to heaven now.
Little Kyu was still alive, despite getting crushed. Meaning Kyuhyun was also alive.
He was also positive that the Chinese teen was a little loose in the head because no one in the right mind would fall for a perverted nerdy stalker who had looked at his own dick for guidance.
Hangeng was now gazing down at him with a smile on his features and that amusing twinkle in his eye. Kyuhyun just wanted to smash their lips together.
“Are you abusing the poor boy already, hyung?” The deep yet gentle voice was heard as the handsome male allowed himself into the living room.
Choi Siwon stared expectantly at his boyfriend with raised eyebrows. He looked to Kyuhyun and offered a smile.
The smile was not returned.
Whenever Kyuhyun thought of Siwon or saw his face, he could only imagine a life sized walking dick.
Siwon the Walking Dick meet Little Kyu, The Talking Dick.
Ha Ha Fucking Ha.
Hangeng got off of Kyuhyun much to Little Kyu’s delight. The slender Chinese male walked over to his boyfriend and pecked him on the cheek before going over to stand by his side.
Everything had gone in a blur as Kyuhyun was motioned with Siwon into Hangeng’s room. The Chinese dancer was waiting outside while the ‘inspection’ occurred.
Standing in the room, he crossed his arms and looked at the handsome male square in the face. He then looked away.
Dick. Dick. Dick.
Much to Kyuhyun’s relief, the inspection was relatively easy.
Siwon had asked a few questions about Kyuhyun. They were normal questions that were about school to hobbies.
It was the part where he had to practically strip naked that had gotten him scared and Little Kyu cowering.
The male had wanted to see how fit he was. Sadly, he wasn’t very fit. He had a few hidden muscles here and there, but they weren’t anything to gush over. Little Kyu was well received by the eyebrow man.
The eyebrow man was charmed by the thing and had wanted to stroke it, to which Kyuhyun had hastily said that it was likely to bite.
Siwon believed him and pulled his hand away.
He was asked to do a few exercises such as lifting the eight pound dumbbells. He was doing well until he dropped the purple dumbbell on Siwon’s foot by accident.
Kyuhyun slumped to the floor in exhaustion, knees wobbling a little as he looked around. Siwon had left him there to have a word with Geng.
Deciding that this was the perfect chance to learn more about the Chinese beauty, he immediately shot to his feet. The bedroom was like any other teenaged boy’s room, if not cleaner.
Hell, it was cleaner than his room in the virtue and sanitary sense. Kyuhyun had porno magazines scattered on his floor like land mines and that stubborn cum stain on his wall that refused to go away.
The room that he was in now was spotlessly clean. A desk with a computer, leaving enough work space, a twin sized bed, a drawer for clothes, and a mini T.V. The male had a few posters and pictures of his family that graced the wall. There was even a bathroom that was connected to the bedroom.
The horny teen looked at the pictures on the wall, noting that some were with Siwon. He walked over to the bathroom and stuffed the green toothbrush into his pockets before returning to the bed.
There he laid on the twin sized bed. He rolled onto his stomach and breathed in the scent from the pillow, sighing contently. Kyuhyun stopped, remembering something; he tossed a glance at under the bed. Henry was not hiding under the bed this time! Despite it not being his bed.
Wriggling freely on the bed, the brunette cast a look to the corner, noticing a stuffed bear. It looked slightly orange with a red shirt on. He looked at the cute face of the bear, poking it gently before grabbing it.
Eyes lighting up as he thought of something, Kyuhyun rolled off the bed. He grinned and walked to the drawers. Finding what he wanted, he gazed in bliss at the neatly folded boxers and briefs of the male.
He took one out and breathed in the scent, sighing contently.
He was on his way of stuffing the fourth undergarment down his pockets when Siwon had stepped into the room.
The male had looked at him with wide eyes before telling him to look under the pile of undergarments.
That day, Kyuhyun had bagged four boxers from Hangeng and two pairs of pink lacy panties from the male thanks to Siwon’s help.
It turned out that the man with the large dick was a good person after all.
That night, Hangeng wondered why he was missing a good chunk of his undergarments.
He also didn’t know where his toothbrush had run off too.
As he hugged the bear to his chest, Hangeng didn’t know why the bear was soaking wet followed by a strange musky scent on it.
In the apartment unit of Kyuhyun, one could hear the laughter of the horny teen and swear they could hear a soft giggle following after it.
The residents of the Skyline didn’t question the teen when he had entered the lobby wearing only a white bathrobe and what seemed like a pair of pink boxers on his head.
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: One more chapter until the end!!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Every Dick has its Day
Exams and projects had swept over him like a dark cloud. Kyuhyun soon found himself immersed in his studies and homework. He had to study of course. He had a record of getting good marks despite the ugly grade in P.E. Plus, who else was going to supply Little Kyu with its daily does of Geng? Perving did not come cheap.
Studying meant that he had spent less time on stalking Geng. Once exams were over, he had immediately gotten back to his favorite pastime. The passing of exams also meant Siwon’s inspection soon.
School had finally ended and Kyuhyun had found himself lured away by Hangeng’s ass. It was more of the fact that the teen had requested him to come home with him for inspection. He had agreed quickly with a nod of his head while Little Kyu was bobbing up and down in a copy of his nod.
Henry had flashed him a quick grin on his way out before heading to the opposite direction.
“Make yourself at home, but not too at home.” The Chinese teen stated with a pointed look at his crotch before closing the door behind him. Kyuhyun could only fix him a small smirk as he entered the apartment. His smirk was soon wiped away when he felt hands on his collar, tossing him onto the couch.
He stared in surprise as Hangeng was perched on top of him. The older male smirking softly as he looked down at the bewilder expression on the pervert’s face.
“Siwon won’t be here for awhile, so I’m taking this time to set things straight.”
Little Kyu wasn’t quite happy. The poor thing was being crushed by Hangeng’s knee. Kyuhyun could have sworn he heard the poor thing whine and moan pitifully.
Hands on the teen’s shoulders, he gazed down at the younger.
“So...What are the things that need to be straighten out?” The resident nerd asked softly. He was too busy staring in awe at the closeness of the Chinese male’s face.
Hangeng looked at him and sighed once more.
“I have the perfect relationship with Siwon. He’s everything a person would ask for.”
Kyuhyun knew he wouldn’t like the direction where the conversation was going.
“He’s charming, kind, caring, gorgeous, ever the gentleman with a huge package to boot.” Hangeng continued, a smile forming on his features.
“And then you came along.” The smile was quickly erased.
Kyuhyun could only listen to what the male was saying. It wasn’t every day that the fine piece of ass was sitting nicely on him, although it was a rather painful for Little Kyu.
He figured the thing could cope.
“At first I thought you were just some perverted little nerd that gets off on the slightest movement I make, but then I found out you’re more of an even bigger pervert. Although…” He paused and looked away, deep in thought.
“Although, you’re a pervert, you’re not afraid to admit what you want…In the most unique, craziest ways too.” The Chinese male was now smiling at him.
Kyuhyun was sure that the male was putting too much pressure on Little Kyu, because he was positive that the male was blushing gently now.
“It’s grown on me, you see. Your perverted yet humorous tendencies grown on me, you impress me.”
Kyuhyun was now sure Hangeng had caused harm to Little Kyu and he was probably dead and had gone to heaven now.
Little Kyu was still alive, despite getting crushed. Meaning Kyuhyun was also alive.
He was also positive that the Chinese teen was a little loose in the head because no one in the right mind would fall for a perverted nerdy stalker who had looked at his own dick for guidance.
Hangeng was now gazing down at him with a smile on his features and that amusing twinkle in his eye. Kyuhyun just wanted to smash their lips together.
“Are you abusing the poor boy already, hyung?” The deep yet gentle voice was heard as the handsome male allowed himself into the living room.
Choi Siwon stared expectantly at his boyfriend with raised eyebrows. He looked to Kyuhyun and offered a smile.
The smile was not returned.
Whenever Kyuhyun thought of Siwon or saw his face, he could only imagine a life sized walking dick.
Siwon the Walking Dick meet Little Kyu, The Talking Dick.
Ha Ha Fucking Ha.
Hangeng got off of Kyuhyun much to Little Kyu’s delight. The slender Chinese male walked over to his boyfriend and pecked him on the cheek before going over to stand by his side.
Everything had gone in a blur as Kyuhyun was motioned with Siwon into Hangeng’s room. The Chinese dancer was waiting outside while the ‘inspection’ occurred.
Standing in the room, he crossed his arms and looked at the handsome male square in the face. He then looked away.
Dick. Dick. Dick.
Much to Kyuhyun’s relief, the inspection was relatively easy.
Siwon had asked a few questions about Kyuhyun. They were normal questions that were about school to hobbies.
It was the part where he had to practically strip naked that had gotten him scared and Little Kyu cowering.
The male had wanted to see how fit he was. Sadly, he wasn’t very fit. He had a few hidden muscles here and there, but they weren’t anything to gush over. Little Kyu was well received by the eyebrow man.
The eyebrow man was charmed by the thing and had wanted to stroke it, to which Kyuhyun had hastily said that it was likely to bite.
Siwon believed him and pulled his hand away.
He was asked to do a few exercises such as lifting the eight pound dumbbells. He was doing well until he dropped the purple dumbbell on Siwon’s foot by accident.
Kyuhyun slumped to the floor in exhaustion, knees wobbling a little as he looked around. Siwon had left him there to have a word with Geng.
Deciding that this was the perfect chance to learn more about the Chinese beauty, he immediately shot to his feet. The bedroom was like any other teenaged boy’s room, if not cleaner.
Hell, it was cleaner than his room in the virtue and sanitary sense. Kyuhyun had porno magazines scattered on his floor like land mines and that stubborn cum stain on his wall that refused to go away.
The room that he was in now was spotlessly clean. A desk with a computer, leaving enough work space, a twin sized bed, a drawer for clothes, and a mini T.V. The male had a few posters and pictures of his family that graced the wall. There was even a bathroom that was connected to the bedroom.
The horny teen looked at the pictures on the wall, noting that some were with Siwon. He walked over to the bathroom and stuffed the green toothbrush into his pockets before returning to the bed.
There he laid on the twin sized bed. He rolled onto his stomach and breathed in the scent from the pillow, sighing contently. Kyuhyun stopped, remembering something; he tossed a glance at under the bed. Henry was not hiding under the bed this time! Despite it not being his bed.
Wriggling freely on the bed, the brunette cast a look to the corner, noticing a stuffed bear. It looked slightly orange with a red shirt on. He looked at the cute face of the bear, poking it gently before grabbing it.
Eyes lighting up as he thought of something, Kyuhyun rolled off the bed. He grinned and walked to the drawers. Finding what he wanted, he gazed in bliss at the neatly folded boxers and briefs of the male.
He took one out and breathed in the scent, sighing contently.
He was on his way of stuffing the fourth undergarment down his pockets when Siwon had stepped into the room.
The male had looked at him with wide eyes before telling him to look under the pile of undergarments.
That day, Kyuhyun had bagged four boxers from Hangeng and two pairs of pink lacy panties from the male thanks to Siwon’s help.
It turned out that the man with the large dick was a good person after all.
That night, Hangeng wondered why he was missing a good chunk of his undergarments.
He also didn’t know where his toothbrush had run off too.
As he hugged the bear to his chest, Hangeng didn’t know why the bear was soaking wet followed by a strange musky scent on it.
In the apartment unit of Kyuhyun, one could hear the laughter of the horny teen and swear they could hear a soft giggle following after it.
The residents of the Skyline didn’t question the teen when he had entered the lobby wearing only a white bathrobe and what seemed like a pair of pink boxers on his head.