Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation? (8/8)
Chapter: 8/8
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: This Chapter is rated R.
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: Last chapter. I thank you all for going on this cracky acid-like trip with me. =D Thank you for reading and commenting!!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Let Me Introduce You To-
He wiped his sweaty palms on his jeans as he walked aimlessly in a small circle in the shopping center. Gazing around him, he was surrounded by unknown shopping stores. On one side was a Louis Vuitton store, on the other side was a snazzy clothing store, H&M. Kyuhyun didn’t know any of these stores, but that was to be expected since he was in a mall that had all the international stores from American to French.
The only reason why Kyuhyun had bothered coming here, much less a shopping mall was because he was meeting Hangeng on a date.
At least he was pretty sure it was a date. Siwon wasn’t there.
Little Kyu contemplated on trying out a Burberry handbag.
“Sorry I’m late. I had to run a few errands.” The soft sweet melody had snapped him out of his stupor.
Kyuhyun looked to the older male and gulped. “It’s fine. I didn’t wait too long.” The awkward teen replied as he attempted a smile at the male.
He received a smile in return and was dragged to the nearest clothing store.
They had walked into a few stores that interested them before moving onto the next batch of stores. Shopping wasn’t really considered an interest to Kyuhyun, but Hangeng wanted to get a gift for his mother back in China.
“How about a handbag?” Kyuhyun suggested as he pointed to the Louis Vuitton store he had seen earlier. It looked pretty pricy considering it was designer label, but it was worth a shot. The Chinese male simply nodded and smiled as he dragged him towards the store.
Kyuhyun glanced over to Hangeng was, noting that the male was solely focused on finding the right handbag as he talked to the salesperson.
He stayed in the corner, simply looking at the expensive leather bags without any interest.
Little Kyu twitched in excitement. Louis Vuitton was way better than Burberry!
The curly hair boy frowned at the tingling messages his dick was sending him. He sighed and stole a glance back to where Hangeng and the salesperson were. He looked over to the other side and noted that the other customers were too absorbed in the designer label to notice anything out of the ordinary.
Shrugging carelessly to himself, he picked up a random handbag and looked at it. He placed it back down when Little Kyu sent waves of disapproval. Sighing, he picked up another bag until it was followed by the same response. Kyuhyun did this for awhile until he found one bag that the thing was pleased with.
It was different from the regular monogram handbags; the difference was it was multicolor and seemingly much feminine than the other bags.
Kyuhyun was cursed with a dick that had a penchant for designer handbags.
Checking to make sure no one was looking, he unzipped his pants-and stuck Little Kyu into the contents of the bag.
Little Kyu was living in designer label bliss.
Kyuhyun really wanted to get a leash on that thing.
He was rudely awakened from his dick splurging by a snobby cough. Turning his head to gaze at the burly salesperson, Kyuhyun could only offer a feeble smile.
The burly salesperson was not pleased in finding his dick nestled comfortably in the bag.
At that moment, Kyuhyun had left with a girly looking designer label bag strapped on his shoulder.
Little Kyu was beyond pleased.
Kyuhyun was not pleased; he had spent two thousand on his pet dick.
Hangeng looked at the man in amusement, eyeing the colorful monogram handbag.
“I never pegged you as the designer type.”
He blushed and shrugged awkwardly.
Zhou Mi was going to be so jealous.
They were just a few doors to Hangeng’s apartment. Kyuhyun had offered to walk him home, saying that it wasn’t safe for someone like Hangeng to be walking alone. This was followed by a soft laugh from the male and a comment.
Sad to say, the Chinese male wasn’t safe walking alone nor was he safe walking alone with Kyuhyun.
Apparently, Kyuhyun had followed under the category of ‘potential sex offender’.
He was pretty sure he was more than just ‘potential’.
They stopped in front of the right door. The Chinese teen turned around and offered a pretty smile to the overly horny male.
“It was nice of you to accompany me on my boring shopping trip. Don’t worry, I’ll promise we’ll do something much more interesting.” The older said with a grin.
Kyuhyun shrugged and smiled sheepishly. “It wasn’t so bad.” He tried to appear nonchalant as possible. It normally wouldn’t have been such a difficult task if it wasn’t Hangeng talking to him.
The walk back was a lot quicker, consisting of wide grins and soft murmurs to Little Kyu.
He closed the door and locked it as he stepped into the empty apartment. Kyuhyun immediately went straight to the shower. After a long day of shopping and keeping Little Kyu down, he simply just wanted to shower and then head off to bed.
Discarding his clothes onto the floor, he stepped into the tub and closed the curtains around him. He turned on the water and sighed contently as he waited for the hot water to comfort him.
Once his hair was wet enough, he grabbed the shampoo and lathered the substance onto his hair. Along with his head, Little Kyu had its own shampoo lathering going on.
He turned around so his back was facing the wall and closed his eyes as he massaged his scalp. Cracking his eyes opened, he was greeted by a pair of well toned legs and a massive cock.
Kyuhyun frowned and allowed his eyes to travel further up until he reached the owner’s face. He yelped and scrambled back as he met the face of Siwon.
“What the fuck are you doing here!?” The lanky teen scrambled to his feet as he leaned against the wall, staring wide eyed at the equally naked and wet male.
Little Kyu was cowering in fear and its new ‘friend’.
“My shower broke and Henry let me in.” The older man replied with a sheepish dimpled smile as he looked at Kyuhyun.
The lanky teen sighed at hearing his best friend’s name.
“Then why didn’t you wait until I was done?” He cast a look of disdain at the male who only shrunk back in mild fear.
“I thought we could bond.”
Kyuhyun raised an eyebrow as he stared at Siwon skeptically.
“Bond in the shower?”
The buff man looked lost and sheepish now as he twiddled his fingers idly.
“That’s what Geng and I do.”
Kyuhyun groaned as he smacked himself.
“That’s a different kind of bonding.”
He was met with a kicked puppy look from the older male who had shrunk back to his side. Kyuhyun sighed, knowing he was going to regret this.
“You can stay. We can…share the shower. It’s not bonding!” The lanky teen hastily said, cutting off the buff man.
The shower was to say the least awkward and unpleasant. Siwon had mistaken Little Kyu as the bar of soap more than two times. When he came out, he was more than clean with a highly bruised dick.
Little Kyu would have to be bandaged.
Unfortunately for Kyuhyun, Siwon had opted for staying over the night. The lanky teen couldn’t exactly kick the older man out. It was just sad and it might have reflected badly on him.
If Hangeng found out that Kyuhyun had kicked Siwon out, he might never get some!
Or worse, Little Kyu would have his head off.
The thing shivered at the thought of it.
Kyuhyun knew he was gay. As a child, he would always prefer playing with boys and messing with the ones he liked. He was just never interested in females. Sure, they were pretty, different, and had different parts that guys didn’t have.
Not that he cared.
His mind was always on boys and his dick swayed the same too.
Now the situation he was currently in was awkward and just plain weird.
Two male bodies crammed on a twin sized bed shoved against the wall. He was situated between the cold wall and a load of muscles.
He huffed and growled, hearing the male snore. Kyuhyun didn’t know how Siwon could be asleep. Casting his eyes onto the sleeping mass of muscles, he tried his best to inch away onto the wall. He sighed softly as he made enough space between them. A few inches barely, it was good enough.
Kyuhyun closed his eyes, waiting for sleep to claim him.
He was just about to sleep when he felt a hand assault Little Kyu and a warm body pressed against him.
Shrieking could not describe the sound he made as he leapt to his feet and kicked Siwon off the bed.
“You big oaf! Hands off!”
Siwon didn’t understand why Kyuhyun was mad.
He thought they were all the best of friends.
Little Kyu did not sleep the rest of the night.
Summer was drawing near for Kyuhyun. Students were cramming for finals, the lucky seniors were getting ready for graduation, and on top of that school was going to be over soon.
He hadn’t seen Henry for a few days, not that he wanted to. A few days back Kyuhyun had unfortunately walked in on said best friend and Sungmin getting it on back at the chipmunk’s house.
Kyuhyun really didn’t want to know where they had purchased the pink whip and equally pink dildo.
The lanky male turned the corner on his newly bought bicycle as he journeyed to his favorite Chinaman’s house. It was just a few more days until Hangeng graduated and the male had asked him to come over.
Specific reasons unknown, he didn’t really quite care. Dumping the bicycle, he entered the building. He took the elevator and walked a few doors down to get to his destination.
“This is it.” He murmured to himself as he knocked on the door. Waiting and hearing no answer, he knocked it again. With a frown on his features he knocked again before trying the doorknob, surprise to see it open.
The apartment was relatively quiet when he stepped in. “Walking wet dream?” The male called out before switching to simple ‘Geng’.
He heard a muffle and whipped around. The bedroom door was opened slightly and sounds were emitting from it. Gathering enough courage, he pushed the door opened and jumped in.
The sight that greeted him had his mouth agape and Little Kyu springing to life.
“What the-?”
He was cut off by another muffled cry from the Chinese teen. Said dancer was nicely cuffed up onto the bed, his feet bound together in ropes, his mouth covered in a black cloth.
The best part was that he was naked and unprotected from Kyuhyun’s gaze.
Kyuhyun breathed in deeply, feeling a little lightheaded. He whipped his head around, wondering if this was some joke or perhaps he had just walked in on Siwon’s bizarre ritual.
His thoughts were cut off from a smooth chuckle coming from the laptop that was so neatly in place on the bed. He hadn’t noticed the laptop before, considering he was staring at something much better.
Curiosity getting the better of him, he went over to the bed, seeing Siwon’s face on the screen.
“Siwon!”
“Kyuhyun.”
“Mrph!”
The male on the screen merely smiled his innocent dimple smile before speaking.
“I’m going to be out of town for a couple of days, so I thought I might leave you a present.” He said, addressing Kyuhyun who could only nod in reply.
“As you see, Geng there is nicely tied up at your disposal.”
No more needed to be said as the lanky teen cast his gaze on Geng. The Chinese male shook his head, squeak muffled by the cloth.
Realization hit him as he watched the male, a creepy smile on his lips.
“Well, Geng…I never properly introduced you to Little Kyu. This might be the good time to do so.” He unzipped his pants, watching the male blush and squeak uncomfortably.
“Oh and I guess Siwon can watch too.”
He was sixteen going on seventeen, a master of Starcraft, resident nerd, and fighting an ongoing war with his face; Cho Kyuhyun was about to get some.
Little Kyu was about to go home.
Big Kyu/Little Kyu: 8
Hangeng: Royally Fucked.
End.
A/N: Haha. No Smut. Don't shoot me! : ) Anyways, I thought this was so Kyuhyun. : ) Heh. Please take it a look!
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: This Chapter is rated R.
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: Last chapter. I thank you all for going on this cracky acid-like trip with me. =D Thank you for reading and commenting!!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Let Me Introduce You To-
He wiped his sweaty palms on his jeans as he walked aimlessly in a small circle in the shopping center. Gazing around him, he was surrounded by unknown shopping stores. On one side was a Louis Vuitton store, on the other side was a snazzy clothing store, H&M. Kyuhyun didn’t know any of these stores, but that was to be expected since he was in a mall that had all the international stores from American to French.
The only reason why Kyuhyun had bothered coming here, much less a shopping mall was because he was meeting Hangeng on a date.
At least he was pretty sure it was a date. Siwon wasn’t there.
Little Kyu contemplated on trying out a Burberry handbag.
“Sorry I’m late. I had to run a few errands.” The soft sweet melody had snapped him out of his stupor.
Kyuhyun looked to the older male and gulped. “It’s fine. I didn’t wait too long.” The awkward teen replied as he attempted a smile at the male.
He received a smile in return and was dragged to the nearest clothing store.
They had walked into a few stores that interested them before moving onto the next batch of stores. Shopping wasn’t really considered an interest to Kyuhyun, but Hangeng wanted to get a gift for his mother back in China.
“How about a handbag?” Kyuhyun suggested as he pointed to the Louis Vuitton store he had seen earlier. It looked pretty pricy considering it was designer label, but it was worth a shot. The Chinese male simply nodded and smiled as he dragged him towards the store.
Kyuhyun glanced over to Hangeng was, noting that the male was solely focused on finding the right handbag as he talked to the salesperson.
He stayed in the corner, simply looking at the expensive leather bags without any interest.
Little Kyu twitched in excitement. Louis Vuitton was way better than Burberry!
The curly hair boy frowned at the tingling messages his dick was sending him. He sighed and stole a glance back to where Hangeng and the salesperson were. He looked over to the other side and noted that the other customers were too absorbed in the designer label to notice anything out of the ordinary.
Shrugging carelessly to himself, he picked up a random handbag and looked at it. He placed it back down when Little Kyu sent waves of disapproval. Sighing, he picked up another bag until it was followed by the same response. Kyuhyun did this for awhile until he found one bag that the thing was pleased with.
It was different from the regular monogram handbags; the difference was it was multicolor and seemingly much feminine than the other bags.
Kyuhyun was cursed with a dick that had a penchant for designer handbags.
Checking to make sure no one was looking, he unzipped his pants-and stuck Little Kyu into the contents of the bag.
Little Kyu was living in designer label bliss.
Kyuhyun really wanted to get a leash on that thing.
He was rudely awakened from his dick splurging by a snobby cough. Turning his head to gaze at the burly salesperson, Kyuhyun could only offer a feeble smile.
The burly salesperson was not pleased in finding his dick nestled comfortably in the bag.
At that moment, Kyuhyun had left with a girly looking designer label bag strapped on his shoulder.
Little Kyu was beyond pleased.
Kyuhyun was not pleased; he had spent two thousand on his pet dick.
Hangeng looked at the man in amusement, eyeing the colorful monogram handbag.
“I never pegged you as the designer type.”
He blushed and shrugged awkwardly.
Zhou Mi was going to be so jealous.
They were just a few doors to Hangeng’s apartment. Kyuhyun had offered to walk him home, saying that it wasn’t safe for someone like Hangeng to be walking alone. This was followed by a soft laugh from the male and a comment.
Sad to say, the Chinese male wasn’t safe walking alone nor was he safe walking alone with Kyuhyun.
Apparently, Kyuhyun had followed under the category of ‘potential sex offender’.
He was pretty sure he was more than just ‘potential’.
They stopped in front of the right door. The Chinese teen turned around and offered a pretty smile to the overly horny male.
“It was nice of you to accompany me on my boring shopping trip. Don’t worry, I’ll promise we’ll do something much more interesting.” The older said with a grin.
Kyuhyun shrugged and smiled sheepishly. “It wasn’t so bad.” He tried to appear nonchalant as possible. It normally wouldn’t have been such a difficult task if it wasn’t Hangeng talking to him.
The walk back was a lot quicker, consisting of wide grins and soft murmurs to Little Kyu.
He closed the door and locked it as he stepped into the empty apartment. Kyuhyun immediately went straight to the shower. After a long day of shopping and keeping Little Kyu down, he simply just wanted to shower and then head off to bed.
Discarding his clothes onto the floor, he stepped into the tub and closed the curtains around him. He turned on the water and sighed contently as he waited for the hot water to comfort him.
Once his hair was wet enough, he grabbed the shampoo and lathered the substance onto his hair. Along with his head, Little Kyu had its own shampoo lathering going on.
He turned around so his back was facing the wall and closed his eyes as he massaged his scalp. Cracking his eyes opened, he was greeted by a pair of well toned legs and a massive cock.
Kyuhyun frowned and allowed his eyes to travel further up until he reached the owner’s face. He yelped and scrambled back as he met the face of Siwon.
“What the fuck are you doing here!?” The lanky teen scrambled to his feet as he leaned against the wall, staring wide eyed at the equally naked and wet male.
Little Kyu was cowering in fear and its new ‘friend’.
“My shower broke and Henry let me in.” The older man replied with a sheepish dimpled smile as he looked at Kyuhyun.
The lanky teen sighed at hearing his best friend’s name.
“Then why didn’t you wait until I was done?” He cast a look of disdain at the male who only shrunk back in mild fear.
“I thought we could bond.”
Kyuhyun raised an eyebrow as he stared at Siwon skeptically.
“Bond in the shower?”
The buff man looked lost and sheepish now as he twiddled his fingers idly.
“That’s what Geng and I do.”
Kyuhyun groaned as he smacked himself.
“That’s a different kind of bonding.”
He was met with a kicked puppy look from the older male who had shrunk back to his side. Kyuhyun sighed, knowing he was going to regret this.
“You can stay. We can…share the shower. It’s not bonding!” The lanky teen hastily said, cutting off the buff man.
The shower was to say the least awkward and unpleasant. Siwon had mistaken Little Kyu as the bar of soap more than two times. When he came out, he was more than clean with a highly bruised dick.
Little Kyu would have to be bandaged.
Unfortunately for Kyuhyun, Siwon had opted for staying over the night. The lanky teen couldn’t exactly kick the older man out. It was just sad and it might have reflected badly on him.
If Hangeng found out that Kyuhyun had kicked Siwon out, he might never get some!
Or worse, Little Kyu would have his head off.
The thing shivered at the thought of it.
Kyuhyun knew he was gay. As a child, he would always prefer playing with boys and messing with the ones he liked. He was just never interested in females. Sure, they were pretty, different, and had different parts that guys didn’t have.
Not that he cared.
His mind was always on boys and his dick swayed the same too.
Now the situation he was currently in was awkward and just plain weird.
Two male bodies crammed on a twin sized bed shoved against the wall. He was situated between the cold wall and a load of muscles.
He huffed and growled, hearing the male snore. Kyuhyun didn’t know how Siwon could be asleep. Casting his eyes onto the sleeping mass of muscles, he tried his best to inch away onto the wall. He sighed softly as he made enough space between them. A few inches barely, it was good enough.
Kyuhyun closed his eyes, waiting for sleep to claim him.
He was just about to sleep when he felt a hand assault Little Kyu and a warm body pressed against him.
Shrieking could not describe the sound he made as he leapt to his feet and kicked Siwon off the bed.
“You big oaf! Hands off!”
Siwon didn’t understand why Kyuhyun was mad.
He thought they were all the best of friends.
Little Kyu did not sleep the rest of the night.
Summer was drawing near for Kyuhyun. Students were cramming for finals, the lucky seniors were getting ready for graduation, and on top of that school was going to be over soon.
He hadn’t seen Henry for a few days, not that he wanted to. A few days back Kyuhyun had unfortunately walked in on said best friend and Sungmin getting it on back at the chipmunk’s house.
Kyuhyun really didn’t want to know where they had purchased the pink whip and equally pink dildo.
The lanky male turned the corner on his newly bought bicycle as he journeyed to his favorite Chinaman’s house. It was just a few more days until Hangeng graduated and the male had asked him to come over.
Specific reasons unknown, he didn’t really quite care. Dumping the bicycle, he entered the building. He took the elevator and walked a few doors down to get to his destination.
“This is it.” He murmured to himself as he knocked on the door. Waiting and hearing no answer, he knocked it again. With a frown on his features he knocked again before trying the doorknob, surprise to see it open.
The apartment was relatively quiet when he stepped in. “Walking wet dream?” The male called out before switching to simple ‘Geng’.
He heard a muffle and whipped around. The bedroom door was opened slightly and sounds were emitting from it. Gathering enough courage, he pushed the door opened and jumped in.
The sight that greeted him had his mouth agape and Little Kyu springing to life.
“What the-?”
He was cut off by another muffled cry from the Chinese teen. Said dancer was nicely cuffed up onto the bed, his feet bound together in ropes, his mouth covered in a black cloth.
The best part was that he was naked and unprotected from Kyuhyun’s gaze.
Kyuhyun breathed in deeply, feeling a little lightheaded. He whipped his head around, wondering if this was some joke or perhaps he had just walked in on Siwon’s bizarre ritual.
His thoughts were cut off from a smooth chuckle coming from the laptop that was so neatly in place on the bed. He hadn’t noticed the laptop before, considering he was staring at something much better.
Curiosity getting the better of him, he went over to the bed, seeing Siwon’s face on the screen.
“Siwon!”
“Kyuhyun.”
“Mrph!”
The male on the screen merely smiled his innocent dimple smile before speaking.
“I’m going to be out of town for a couple of days, so I thought I might leave you a present.” He said, addressing Kyuhyun who could only nod in reply.
“As you see, Geng there is nicely tied up at your disposal.”
No more needed to be said as the lanky teen cast his gaze on Geng. The Chinese male shook his head, squeak muffled by the cloth.
Realization hit him as he watched the male, a creepy smile on his lips.
“Well, Geng…I never properly introduced you to Little Kyu. This might be the good time to do so.” He unzipped his pants, watching the male blush and squeak uncomfortably.
“Oh and I guess Siwon can watch too.”
He was sixteen going on seventeen, a master of Starcraft, resident nerd, and fighting an ongoing war with his face; Cho Kyuhyun was about to get some.
Little Kyu was about to go home.
Big Kyu/Little Kyu: 8
Hangeng: Royally Fucked.
End.
A/N: Haha. No Smut. Don't shoot me! : ) Anyways, I thought this was so Kyuhyun. : ) Heh. Please take it a look!
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