Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation? (6/?)
Chapter: 6/?
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: Nearing to the end I believe!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Nurse’s Offices Are the New Confession Spots
He had barely slipped out of the shower room without any injuries that day, saved for the annoying pulses Little Kyu was sending him. He was pretty sure that it was just his dick that was horny and not him.
Throughout the whole week he had tried his best to avoid the Chinese dancer. It was rather hard since he was the one stalking him, so he couldn’t technically avoid said male. It also seemed like Hangeng was on the look out for him as well.
Hands shoved in his pants as he wandered the lonely halls in boredom. He had managed to get out of class after Henry had helped him fake an unknown illness to the teacher. Active Dick Disorder as they called it, or “A.D.D”.
He was about to pass the nurse’s office when he felt two hands grab him by the collar.
Arms flapping wildly as he tried his best to fend off the attacker, he was shoved into the empty office. Kyuhyun landed on the bed with a small thud, wincing gently as Little Kyu flopped a little at the impact.
“I need to talk to you.”
Standing in front of him in all his glory was none other than Kyuhyun’s object of desires. The walking wet dream had his arms crossed over his tight school uniform. The shirt looked like it had gone through the washer a few times.
He wiped the drool from his mouth and slapped a hand to his crotch, earning a raised eyebrow from the Chinese male.
“What do you want to talk about?”
Feeling his throat run dry from the short words, he settled for eyeing the male’s appearance.
“You and your...Problem.” Hangeng replied with a soft sigh as he fixed a soft look at Kyuhyun. He wasn’t a tough person at heart and he couldn’t go about glaring and yelling at the younger student despite the fact that the male was a walking sexual harassment.
Little Kyu was sulking.
The thing disagreed, he was not a problem.
“I just want to know why you’re doing this. You smash my face into your crotch, then you kiss me and grope me, you’re throwing random crap at Siwon, and I know that it’s you who’s been calling me. You also like to show your dick more than a stripper who does overtime.”
He stopped and focused his gaze on the younger.
“I don’t know…Are you just a major pervert or something?” The confused look was now directed at Kyuhyun who could only stare blankly in return at the male’s rant and question.
Kyuhyun stood up, meeting Hangeng’s gaze once they were on the same level. He ignored the pink blob hiding at the corner of the bed. It was wiggling.
“I…I…I just really like you!”
A soft pant escaped his lips as he stared anxiously. His palms were sweaty and his heart was beating fast, Little Kyu was twitching uncontrollably in his pants.
“I’m not as handsome or as big as Siwon. I spend my time playing Starcraft and jacking off to your pictures on Saturday nights. I’m weird and perverted, and when I’m sleeping I get wet dreams about you, when I’m awake I’m horny because I’m thinking about you. I have an overactive imagination and a dick that’s alive. His name is Little Kyu and he would really like to meet you!”
He stood there, frozen like a statue as he finished his confession. He was completely red in the face, but it was worth it.
Little Kyu was shaking from embarrassment.
Kyuhyun kept his gaze on the floor until he could bare it no longer. He glanced over to the older male. Hangeng was silent, a thoughtful expression on his tan features.
Casting a look to the corner of the bed, Kyuhyun frowned as he heard the pink lump giggle.
“So when can I meet him?”
He whipped his eyes up to meet Hangeng’s gaze.
“Excuse me?”
Kyuhyun was sure he was mistaken.
Hangeng looked at him and repeated.
“This Little Kyu, he seems to be the source of your problems. Maybe I can talk to it to clear things up.”
He was speechless once more as he gawked at Hangeng in disbelief.
Little Kyu wanted to find a home in Geng.
It wanted to go home.
Smirking softly at the nerdy male, Hangeng took the chance to leave a kiss on the male’s lips.
“Who knows, if you pass Siwon’s inspection, Little Kyu might get the royal treatment.” The slender male chuckled softly before waltzing out of the room.
Kyuhyun stood there, eyes gawking at the spot where Hangeng was at. His mouth was open, frozen in place.
He was awakened by a plastic pink dildo shoved into his mouth and the sight of Sungmin unzipping his pants.
The pink loving nurse looked up and cursed.
“Darn, I was so close too.” Grumbled the pink blob as he zipped his pants back up and focused his attentions on the young student.
Coughing slightly he took the pink toy out of his mouth.
“How did you ever get hired?”
Sungmin ignored him as he placed a new pink dildo onto the male’s hand.
“You might need these if Siwon is displeased with you.” The pink loving man replied cheekily.
Kyuhyun shot the smiling nurse a dirty look before storming out of the room.
He threw himself onto his twin sized bed. Clean and wet from his early shower, he groaned softly and flopped over. Kyuhyun was beyond happy that Hangeng seemed to have accepted him, despite threatening him at the same time.
What was this inspection?
And why was it being carried out by Siwon of all people?
He sighed and rolled over to the side, staring at the thing that was wriggling out from under the bed.
“What the hell are you doing under my bed?”
The shorter male slid out from under the bed and smiled at Kyuhyun.
“The question is why are you in bed sulking when you should be prepping for the inspection.”
Kyuhyun frowned and shot his friend a suspicious look.
“I don’t even want to know and why the hell are you wearing a pink headband?”
Henry smiled mysteriously as he stood up and brushed his pants.
“Pink headbands are in. You really need to get with the times, Kyuhyun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an errand to run.” The chipmunk cheeked boy offered one more smile to the clueless teen before leaving the room.
Kyuhyun blinked and looked to his crotch.
“Pink isn’t really my color though.”
Little Kyu desperately wanted to do a face palm.
Pairing: KyuHan. Shihan.
Genre: Romance/Comedy /Crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Second year student Cho Kyuhyun, school nerd and closet pervert, currently at war with his face, had fallen for the Captain of the Dance Team. Too bad he’s already dating Choi Siwon.
Warnings: Heavy doses of Stupidity.
A/N: Nearing to the end I believe!
Can I Plug My Solution Into Your Equation?
Nurse’s Offices Are the New Confession Spots
He had barely slipped out of the shower room without any injuries that day, saved for the annoying pulses Little Kyu was sending him. He was pretty sure that it was just his dick that was horny and not him.
Throughout the whole week he had tried his best to avoid the Chinese dancer. It was rather hard since he was the one stalking him, so he couldn’t technically avoid said male. It also seemed like Hangeng was on the look out for him as well.
Hands shoved in his pants as he wandered the lonely halls in boredom. He had managed to get out of class after Henry had helped him fake an unknown illness to the teacher. Active Dick Disorder as they called it, or “A.D.D”.
He was about to pass the nurse’s office when he felt two hands grab him by the collar.
Arms flapping wildly as he tried his best to fend off the attacker, he was shoved into the empty office. Kyuhyun landed on the bed with a small thud, wincing gently as Little Kyu flopped a little at the impact.
“I need to talk to you.”
Standing in front of him in all his glory was none other than Kyuhyun’s object of desires. The walking wet dream had his arms crossed over his tight school uniform. The shirt looked like it had gone through the washer a few times.
He wiped the drool from his mouth and slapped a hand to his crotch, earning a raised eyebrow from the Chinese male.
“What do you want to talk about?”
Feeling his throat run dry from the short words, he settled for eyeing the male’s appearance.
“You and your...Problem.” Hangeng replied with a soft sigh as he fixed a soft look at Kyuhyun. He wasn’t a tough person at heart and he couldn’t go about glaring and yelling at the younger student despite the fact that the male was a walking sexual harassment.
Little Kyu was sulking.
The thing disagreed, he was not a problem.
“I just want to know why you’re doing this. You smash my face into your crotch, then you kiss me and grope me, you’re throwing random crap at Siwon, and I know that it’s you who’s been calling me. You also like to show your dick more than a stripper who does overtime.”
He stopped and focused his gaze on the younger.
“I don’t know…Are you just a major pervert or something?” The confused look was now directed at Kyuhyun who could only stare blankly in return at the male’s rant and question.
Kyuhyun stood up, meeting Hangeng’s gaze once they were on the same level. He ignored the pink blob hiding at the corner of the bed. It was wiggling.
“I…I…I just really like you!”
A soft pant escaped his lips as he stared anxiously. His palms were sweaty and his heart was beating fast, Little Kyu was twitching uncontrollably in his pants.
“I’m not as handsome or as big as Siwon. I spend my time playing Starcraft and jacking off to your pictures on Saturday nights. I’m weird and perverted, and when I’m sleeping I get wet dreams about you, when I’m awake I’m horny because I’m thinking about you. I have an overactive imagination and a dick that’s alive. His name is Little Kyu and he would really like to meet you!”
He stood there, frozen like a statue as he finished his confession. He was completely red in the face, but it was worth it.
Little Kyu was shaking from embarrassment.
Kyuhyun kept his gaze on the floor until he could bare it no longer. He glanced over to the older male. Hangeng was silent, a thoughtful expression on his tan features.
Casting a look to the corner of the bed, Kyuhyun frowned as he heard the pink lump giggle.
“So when can I meet him?”
He whipped his eyes up to meet Hangeng’s gaze.
“Excuse me?”
Kyuhyun was sure he was mistaken.
Hangeng looked at him and repeated.
“This Little Kyu, he seems to be the source of your problems. Maybe I can talk to it to clear things up.”
He was speechless once more as he gawked at Hangeng in disbelief.
Little Kyu wanted to find a home in Geng.
It wanted to go home.
Smirking softly at the nerdy male, Hangeng took the chance to leave a kiss on the male’s lips.
“Who knows, if you pass Siwon’s inspection, Little Kyu might get the royal treatment.” The slender male chuckled softly before waltzing out of the room.
Kyuhyun stood there, eyes gawking at the spot where Hangeng was at. His mouth was open, frozen in place.
He was awakened by a plastic pink dildo shoved into his mouth and the sight of Sungmin unzipping his pants.
The pink loving nurse looked up and cursed.
“Darn, I was so close too.” Grumbled the pink blob as he zipped his pants back up and focused his attentions on the young student.
Coughing slightly he took the pink toy out of his mouth.
“How did you ever get hired?”
Sungmin ignored him as he placed a new pink dildo onto the male’s hand.
“You might need these if Siwon is displeased with you.” The pink loving man replied cheekily.
Kyuhyun shot the smiling nurse a dirty look before storming out of the room.
He threw himself onto his twin sized bed. Clean and wet from his early shower, he groaned softly and flopped over. Kyuhyun was beyond happy that Hangeng seemed to have accepted him, despite threatening him at the same time.
What was this inspection?
And why was it being carried out by Siwon of all people?
He sighed and rolled over to the side, staring at the thing that was wriggling out from under the bed.
“What the hell are you doing under my bed?”
The shorter male slid out from under the bed and smiled at Kyuhyun.
“The question is why are you in bed sulking when you should be prepping for the inspection.”
Kyuhyun frowned and shot his friend a suspicious look.
“I don’t even want to know and why the hell are you wearing a pink headband?”
Henry smiled mysteriously as he stood up and brushed his pants.
“Pink headbands are in. You really need to get with the times, Kyuhyun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got an errand to run.” The chipmunk cheeked boy offered one more smile to the clueless teen before leaving the room.
Kyuhyun blinked and looked to his crotch.
“Pink isn’t really my color though.”
Little Kyu desperately wanted to do a face palm.