NO I DIDN'T WATCH TORCHWOOD. NO I DON'T HAVE BBC3. NO I DON'T HAVE BROADBAND ( Read more... )

Firstly: kolaqube, note to self. If you find your case full of hair products you haven't seen for quite a while, do not be tempted to USE THEM ALL. There's a reason that pink hairspray has been forgotten about. And the blue stuff. Your hair smells of chemicals now, doesn't it? And Sun In, WTF! Didn't you learn in the 80s that you're dangerous with that ( Read more... )

Darn you, Primark, what do you have against my bra size? If at least four women have to hunt through the entire store for it, it makes sense to stock it.
Has to be said.

And while I'm on the subject, this little article was quite interesting:
All Shapes and Sizes(Yes sometimes I'm taken in my MSN's constant advertising, lol.) The only gripe I have ( Read more... )

YaaaaaAAAwwwWWWWnnnNN ( Read more... )

"Valentine's Day? Whassat? And it relates to me how...?"

Ooh, look. I think that's 21 years of managing to be single on every bloody Valentine's Day. Quite an achievement even by my standards.

( So, just to check I'm alive, a kiss meme )

Explaining celebrities to mothers ( Read more... )

Hurrah! Posh Boy's back! I saw him today ( Read more... )

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
KolaqubeosisCause:stressSymptoms:revolving neck, frequent smell of brimstone, sleepwalkingCure:acupunctureWell, that's cleared that one up, then ( Read more... )