Love love me do. No, do. Please.
"Valentine's Day? Whassat? And it relates to me how...?"
Ooh, look. I think that's 21 years of managing to be single on every bloody Valentine's Day. Quite an achievement even by my standards.
(stolen from someplaceIcan'tremember):
I Have KISSED SOMEONE (bold what you've done):
on the cheek.
on the lips.
on their hands or fingers.
on their ear.
on their eye (lid).
someplace not listed.
in my room.
in their room.
of the same sex.
of the opposite sex.
younger than me. (how much younger though…?)
older than me. (again….?)
with jet black hair.
with curly hair. (does wavy count...?)
with blonde hair and blue eyes
with flaming red hair.
with straight hair.
smaller/shorter than me.
bigger/taller than me. (lol, I had to tiptoe *whilst* wearing heels to kiss Andy)
with a lipring.
who was drunk.
who was high.
who I had just met.
who was homosexual
who I didn't really want to kiss.
on a holiday.
who was going out with someone else.
who was going out with someone close to me.
who was my good friend's brother or sister.
who had been/is in jail.
at the beach.
in a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with.
with a shaved head.
who was/is my good friend.
who was/is in a band.
who has tattoos.
who is of a completely different race than me.
in the rain. (after a prom outside a limo too. Who says life isn't like the movies?)
in another continent besides where I was born.
with an accent. (eh?)
with an std.
on a boat.
in a car/taxi/bus.
on a plane.
at the circus/carnival.
with a missing body part.
in the movies.
eskimo style.