Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
KolaqubeosisCause:stressSymptoms:revolving neck, frequent smell of brimstone, sleepwalkingCure:acupuncture
Well, that's cleared that one up, then.
(Um, you'll have to highlight it with the mouse to read it on here- there are actually symptoms of Kolaqubeosis)
Slightly worried that everyone suddenly has a problem with me being single. If I'm not being told that I should have a boyfriend, I'm being told that I should have a girlfriend.
Who am I , Bridget Jones?
That Colin Firth's a bit of alright though.