"Sigmund Freud - Analyse This!"
Forgot this before, and I've got to add this for sheer randomness.
This morning I woke up laughing. I've never done that before. I've woken up screaming, shouting, or just talking random rubbish, and I've woken up with a huge smarmy smile on my face.
I'll leave you to guess what sort of dreams leave that reaction :)
But this time, I was *laughing*
Basically, I dreamt that Kelly Osbourne was in a lift (or elevator if you will) with an irate Japanese businessman. Random enough. I don't know whether they were stuck or it was just a long journey to the designated floor, but they were there a while. I saw the whole thing from the ceiling, so I must have turned into a CCTV camera.
Irate_Japanese_Businessman starts yelling at K_O in Japanese. So she, in typical Osbourne fashion, starts yelling back. Whatever they're argueing about, it's getting very heated. She launches into a screaming tirade of;
&&**£$%%$$!!!! $%£%£*@^!!!! (you get the picture)
Irate_Japanese_Businessman suddenly flies forward.
It looks like he's going to hit this heavily-made up sweary American teen.
But instead he.......flashes her!
To a sudden burst of Ozzy's music!
It was the look on her face that sealed the comedy moment. And thus I woke up laughing.
And wondering whether I'd drunk too much Horlicks again.
Last time that happened, I'd dreamt that Hugh Grant was being chased by a giant comedy Octopus.
This morning I woke up laughing. I've never done that before. I've woken up screaming, shouting, or just talking random rubbish, and I've woken up with a huge smarmy smile on my face.
I'll leave you to guess what sort of dreams leave that reaction :)
But this time, I was *laughing*
Basically, I dreamt that Kelly Osbourne was in a lift (or elevator if you will) with an irate Japanese businessman. Random enough. I don't know whether they were stuck or it was just a long journey to the designated floor, but they were there a while. I saw the whole thing from the ceiling, so I must have turned into a CCTV camera.
Irate_Japanese_Businessman starts yelling at K_O in Japanese. So she, in typical Osbourne fashion, starts yelling back. Whatever they're argueing about, it's getting very heated. She launches into a screaming tirade of;
&&**£$%%$$!!!! $%£%£*@^!!!! (you get the picture)
Irate_Japanese_Businessman suddenly flies forward.
It looks like he's going to hit this heavily-made up sweary American teen.
But instead he.......flashes her!
To a sudden burst of Ozzy's music!
It was the look on her face that sealed the comedy moment. And thus I woke up laughing.
And wondering whether I'd drunk too much Horlicks again.
Last time that happened, I'd dreamt that Hugh Grant was being chased by a giant comedy Octopus.