To: Uterus
From: Me
Subject: You suck

Gimme a fuckin' break. I know, I know, you really liked having Aaron around too, but let's face it - he's not interested in us anymore. I know, this makes you very upset, but don't take it out on me! I'm no more happy at the prospect than you. It was nice while it lasted, though - right?

Yes, I know you are also ( Read more... )

Just a little something I found through the network...

The game starts at high noon. Player 1 makes an opening bet of 2 armpit aliens. Everyone else is in. Player 2 folds.....bandages. Player 3 sees the 2 armpit aliens, says "ouch", and raises an anal fistulation. Player 4, dragging a bit from taking percoset, calls and then raises an attack of ( Read more... )