HS Poker Game
Just a little something I found through the network...
The game starts at high noon. Player 1 makes an opening bet of 2 armpit aliens. Everyone else is in. Player 2 folds.....bandages. Player 3 sees the 2 armpit aliens, says "ouch", and raises an anal fistulation. Player 4, dragging a bit from taking percoset, calls and then raises an attack of Fibromyalgia. Player 1 borrows 2 percosets from player 4, 1 bandage from player 2, and calls. Player 4 wins the hand, but player 2 has to sit out the next hand due to having an I&D.
Next hand: Player 3 makes an opening bet of a 3 week supply of tetracycline. Players 1 and 4 call. The draw is dealt and player 3 is smiling. Not sure if it's from being dealt a pain free day or if she got into player 4's percosets. Wait. She's got vicodins over there. The bet is raised to include a side of depression. Player 4 sees the depression and raises with IR and PCOS which had to be stolen because player 4 is a male wearing big baggy loose fit clothing. Player 1 raises with tea tree oil and wins the hand with a new bra line alien and wow is it a big one. Player 2 has now had to forfeit due to MRSA and is now in a hospital room that costs $970 a night which she'll have to be billed monthly for because she's still waiting to hear back from her 3rd appeal for disability.
Player 1 is starting to smell funky. The 3rd hand goes quickly and now Hibiclens is being included in all bets. Player 4 steps away from the game in order to raise blood sugar back up, but doctor runs more tests to check and see if he's pregnant. Player 2 told him to get new doctor after being misdiagnosed and told to bathe more often. Players 1 and 3 are fighting it out and player 3 is betting all kinds of antibiotic ointments. Player 1 counter bets with enbrel, but now has mrsa because of weakend immune system side effect from the enbrel. Player 4 is in hospital sharing room with player 2 who now has vancomycin and gentamycin, but player 4 gets surgery and skin grafts. Player 1 wins the game because player 3 is too busy waiting around for research to be done and didn't pay attention to the game.
Now that can be it or you can also include one of the following endings:
Player 1 takes winnings and invests in writing supplies and postage and spends 4 years writing to talk shows to ask for help in raising awareness, but sadly fades into stage 3 with massive infection.
Are you paying attention to the game? Are you getting the proper medical attention? Are you fighting for your rights to receive benefits? Are you asking your local businesses what's in their wallets and can they donate?
In other news, my mom's a world-class bitch.
The game starts at high noon. Player 1 makes an opening bet of 2 armpit aliens. Everyone else is in. Player 2 folds.....bandages. Player 3 sees the 2 armpit aliens, says "ouch", and raises an anal fistulation. Player 4, dragging a bit from taking percoset, calls and then raises an attack of Fibromyalgia. Player 1 borrows 2 percosets from player 4, 1 bandage from player 2, and calls. Player 4 wins the hand, but player 2 has to sit out the next hand due to having an I&D.
Next hand: Player 3 makes an opening bet of a 3 week supply of tetracycline. Players 1 and 4 call. The draw is dealt and player 3 is smiling. Not sure if it's from being dealt a pain free day or if she got into player 4's percosets. Wait. She's got vicodins over there. The bet is raised to include a side of depression. Player 4 sees the depression and raises with IR and PCOS which had to be stolen because player 4 is a male wearing big baggy loose fit clothing. Player 1 raises with tea tree oil and wins the hand with a new bra line alien and wow is it a big one. Player 2 has now had to forfeit due to MRSA and is now in a hospital room that costs $970 a night which she'll have to be billed monthly for because she's still waiting to hear back from her 3rd appeal for disability.
Player 1 is starting to smell funky. The 3rd hand goes quickly and now Hibiclens is being included in all bets. Player 4 steps away from the game in order to raise blood sugar back up, but doctor runs more tests to check and see if he's pregnant. Player 2 told him to get new doctor after being misdiagnosed and told to bathe more often. Players 1 and 3 are fighting it out and player 3 is betting all kinds of antibiotic ointments. Player 1 counter bets with enbrel, but now has mrsa because of weakend immune system side effect from the enbrel. Player 4 is in hospital sharing room with player 2 who now has vancomycin and gentamycin, but player 4 gets surgery and skin grafts. Player 1 wins the game because player 3 is too busy waiting around for research to be done and didn't pay attention to the game.
Now that can be it or you can also include one of the following endings:
Player 1 takes winnings and invests in writing supplies and postage and spends 4 years writing to talk shows to ask for help in raising awareness, but sadly fades into stage 3 with massive infection.
Are you paying attention to the game? Are you getting the proper medical attention? Are you fighting for your rights to receive benefits? Are you asking your local businesses what's in their wallets and can they donate?
In other news, my mom's a world-class bitch.