In the spirit of... what was her name? Ilene?
To: Uterus
From: Me
Subject: You suck
Gimme a fuckin' break. I know, I know, you really liked having Aaron around too, but let's face it - he's not interested in us anymore. I know, this makes you very upset, but don't take it out on me! I'm no more happy at the prospect than you. It was nice while it lasted, though - right?
Yes, I know you are also upset about the whole baby thing, but you've got to understand that it just isn't practical at the moment. Babies are for people who are financially stable, out of their parents' home and hopefully in a committed relationship. You know that. Besides, despite the fact that you've been ready and willing to make a baby since I was 12, do you really want to get all bent out of shape right now?
So you spent 47 days plotting your revenge over that reflexology treatment I had in order to subdue you last time, and decided to drag Skin and Lower Back along for the ride. VERY mature. You pissed off = Me pissed off. If you stress me out, you're only hurting yourself. You just don't seem to get that we're supposed to be on the same team here. I try and be nice to you, but you are determined to be a bloody pain in the ass.
I swear to god, after I have my 2.5 kids, I am through with you.
No love,
Me
From: Me
Subject: You suck
Gimme a fuckin' break. I know, I know, you really liked having Aaron around too, but let's face it - he's not interested in us anymore. I know, this makes you very upset, but don't take it out on me! I'm no more happy at the prospect than you. It was nice while it lasted, though - right?
Yes, I know you are also upset about the whole baby thing, but you've got to understand that it just isn't practical at the moment. Babies are for people who are financially stable, out of their parents' home and hopefully in a committed relationship. You know that. Besides, despite the fact that you've been ready and willing to make a baby since I was 12, do you really want to get all bent out of shape right now?
So you spent 47 days plotting your revenge over that reflexology treatment I had in order to subdue you last time, and decided to drag Skin and Lower Back along for the ride. VERY mature. You pissed off = Me pissed off. If you stress me out, you're only hurting yourself. You just don't seem to get that we're supposed to be on the same team here. I try and be nice to you, but you are determined to be a bloody pain in the ass.
I swear to god, after I have my 2.5 kids, I am through with you.
No love,
Me