I think I've made it pretty clear that I'll Make Marvel Mine until Niagara falls or some similarly hilarious Letters-Page sign-off from the 90s.

However.

Remember this image?


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During the live broadcast of Bush's State of the Union speech, they kept showing Condoleezza, and this is the face she was making:


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PAY ATTENTION. WE'RE ONTO YOU!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rON7EeT0Nxg
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In my Inbox just now from a good friend:

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I'm be the first to admit that, in the midst of my hellish years post-failing-out-of-GA-Tech, I seriously considered joining the armed forces --ostensibly to get the whole Pay-For-Your-College-Education thing, but really just to get out of the house.

However, it's articles like this one (link to full text) that constantly remind me why I should ( Read more... )

NOTE: This journal should be read aloud by Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House.

Well, it appears Kazakhstan just really wants to amuse me. First, there was the announcement that the country was going to put out advertisements showing the True Kazakhstan (in response to the completely false version that Borat portrays ( Read more... )

Today is September 11.

On September 11, 1987, CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather, angry over being preempted for a tennis match that ran two minutes over, marched off the set, leaving affiliates with six minutes of an empty news desk.

The earliest version of the familiar saying, "No News Is Good News" was attributed to the English King James I, ( Read more... )

Is absolutely ANYTHING made funny when set to Yakety Sax?
I leave that for you to decide.

In order by difficulty:
Pointlessly Long and Repetitive Fight Sequences
American Psycho
Clubbing Baby Seals
Jesus Dying
September 11
The Man Show

And my only true failure:

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Have you guys heard about this Duck rape thing going on? Apparently, some college students were watching episodes of Macross and somehow there was Duck rape. Like, raping of Ducks while playing Macross tapes. This is horrible. Absolutely unimaginable...unless you've ever seen a Duck:


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Like my sister, I dislike the thought of being without internet access over Thanksgiving break (limited dial-up at home). However, with my new Pretension Notebook, I have a whole new forum for expression! HAHAHA! Take that, haters of recorded history and pointless musings! You can't stop me and my rubber cement ( Read more... )