Anger and the Irish
During the live broadcast of Bush's State of the Union speech, they kept showing Condoleezza, and this is the face she was making:
Top Ten Things Condi's Thinking
In That Picture on National Television
10) "I get my pick of seats, and I take the one at eye-level with the damn media."
9) "They're all spelling it with one 'z'. I can just feel it."
8) "I hate you, Wolf Blitzer. Suck it. SUCK IT."
7) "Starin' down the barrel of a Colt 45mm... wait... how many millimeters is a news camera?"
6) "My dentist SWORE that last visit would fix the gap!"
5) "Colin Powell is a pervert. A PERVERT!"
4) "If I stare at that cameraman, he'll have to stop stalking me."
3) "They totally killed me in an issue of Wolverine. Comic-Code-bucking Bastards."
2) "I was neither born with it, nor is it Maybeline."
1) "You gonn' get raped."
Also, this past weekend, I went to an impromptu X-Men costume party. The host (my sister) only planned it a day in advance, and she only told me about it 6 hours ahead of time. With that in mind, it was decided that everyone would dress up as an X-Man using only what they had lying around the house.
Three shirts, twelve safety pins, a solid Irish surname and a party-catering run to the store later, I had managed this:
Poor guy. He gets his throat slit by Mystique, and the next time he shows up, he gets hit midair by the Blackbird. Never should have let them cancel Generation X, Sean. It and your badass attitude in it were the only things keeping you safe from Marvel-editor boredom boardroom brainstorms.
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Top Ten Things Condi's Thinking
In That Picture on National Television
10) "I get my pick of seats, and I take the one at eye-level with the damn media."
9) "They're all spelling it with one 'z'. I can just feel it."
8) "I hate you, Wolf Blitzer. Suck it. SUCK IT."
7) "Starin' down the barrel of a Colt 45mm... wait... how many millimeters is a news camera?"
6) "My dentist SWORE that last visit would fix the gap!"
5) "Colin Powell is a pervert. A PERVERT!"
4) "If I stare at that cameraman, he'll have to stop stalking me."
3) "They totally killed me in an issue of Wolverine. Comic-Code-bucking Bastards."
2) "I was neither born with it, nor is it Maybeline."
1) "You gonn' get raped."
Also, this past weekend, I went to an impromptu X-Men costume party. The host (my sister) only planned it a day in advance, and she only told me about it 6 hours ahead of time. With that in mind, it was decided that everyone would dress up as an X-Man using only what they had lying around the house.
Three shirts, twelve safety pins, a solid Irish surname and a party-catering run to the store later, I had managed this:
Poor guy. He gets his throat slit by Mystique, and the next time he shows up, he gets hit midair by the Blackbird. Never should have let them cancel Generation X, Sean. It and your badass attitude in it were the only things keeping you safe from Marvel-editor boredom boardroom brainstorms.
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