[Translation] Johnnys-net TV Show Excerpts
Continuing the KKL-themed translation from:
http://johnnys-net.net/Forum/T.asp?bID=3&ID=6853
This is the part taken from TV shows, aired or unaired.
Notes:
- "Aired" marks those I have checked in the actual show (though I don't necessarily agree with the fans interpretation as described xD). For these, descriptions not in the original text have been added where necessary to complete the 'story'.
- "Unaired" marks those that the original text said were cut out from the show. "[?]" marks those that the original text did not specify and which I didn't find in the actual show (or were supposed to be in an episode I couldn't find). The unmarked ones should have self-explanatory text. ^^
- (Bracketed) are the original poster's comments. [Square-bracketed] and * italicized asterisks are my own translation notes. The numbering refers to the forum posts, for back-reference.
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#105 LLA with Takashima Reiko (1999.06.05 OA) [?]
Kouichi's chair accidentally rammed onto Tsuyoshi's fingers. Tsuyoshi winced in pain. Kouichi grabbed his hand and blew on it, chanting, "Pain, go away! Pain, go away!" (Overflowing affection made him forget he was being recorded.)
#104 LLA with Silva (1999.10.23 OA)
In addition to Tsuyoshi's outburst that Kouichi was S (aired part*), he also admitted that he was M (unaired part).
* In case this episode is not as (in)famous as I thought, here's an English translation of the S&M discussion ('F' is Silva and 'M' is Takurou-san).
#102 LLA with Matsu Takako (?) Unaired
Kouichi said, "A fans asked in a letter: 'Have you figured out that Tsuyoshi loves you deeply? Please come to appreciate his love soon.'"
Then he polled the studio audience, which one of KinKi they thought was more like a homo. The result was Kouichi, by a large margin.
Tsuyoshi said, "He thinks that he is suspected as homo more often. When he was in high school, one of his male juniors even went up to him to ask if he was homo!"
#136 LLA with Morning Musume (1999.07.31 OA) Aired
Momusu's Abe said she liked stargazing.
Tsuyoshi had a star finder at his house.
Abe: "That's enviable..."
Tsu: "Then I'll give it to you."
Kouichi's expression immediately changed: "Hey, I gave that to you!"
#118 Shindoi #007 (2002.11.20 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi and Nishikawa [Takanori] went to visit a normal household.
Tsuyoshi saw photos of KinKi Kids, but Kouichi's face was either hidden away or scratched out.
Tsuyoshi questioned the house owner, "Why did you scratch out Kouichi's face?"
Text on screen: "That's mean."
The owner said, "Please understand a fan's feelings."*
* The girl was a Tsuyoshi fan, so she probably did that to 'turn' it into Tsuyoshi's photo.
#119a Shindoi #014 (2003.01.22 OA) Aired
The guests were Morisanchuu, and they went shopping for underwear.
One of the girls tried out a bra and asked Tsuyoshi to help her with the hook.
Tsuyoshi paused the video to call the jimusho and ask for permission, then said, "Johnny-san said it was okay."
Continuing the video, Tsuyoshi had difficulty doing the task because the girl was fat, and she kept yelling that it hurt.
He paused the video again, trying to find an excuse: "Is this really okay? This can be bad for KinKi Kids. Even though Johnny's is okay with it, Kouichi will definitely not allow it!"
So he called Kouichi, but the VTR showed him busy flying around in SHOCK at the moment, unable to attend to the phone.
#119b Shindoi #057 (2003.12.10 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi and [Isono] Kiriko-san were told to call their friends to the karaoke. Tsuyoshi first called Nagase (and got his answering machine), then called Okada (who was at work), then called Kouichi (and got his answering machine), then finally called Tsubasa (who was at work).
* This just wanted to say that Tsuyo did have Kouichi's phone number. Or maybe it was Shindoi staff who supplied it. I myself have no worries about this... =P
#117 Shindoi #116 (2005.03.31 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi went to taste the 100,000-yen Matsuzaka beef rice.
Before eating, he said to the camera, "Kouichi-kun, I'm digging in!"
Text on screen: "Kouichi, sorry. (laugh)"
#106 DK with Matsushita Yuki (2002.04.21 OA)
A bone health expert came on the show and taught the members physical exercises that were good for the bones. Kouichi was the one assisting Tsuyoshi.
According to rumours, someone in the audience saw Kouichi randomly playing with Tsuyoshi's body, his hand straying to Tsuyoshi's 'lower part' and 'inner side' while he lightly said, "How come there is no reaction?"
#99 DK with Antonio Inoki (2002.05.19 OA) Unaired
In this episode, they had a mouse racing game.
The mouse Tsuyoshi chose was quite wild; it even ran up and down his body.
Kouichi walked over and helped him catch the mouse, then put it on the racing ground for him.
#57 DK with Madam Devi (2002.07.14 OA) [?]
Demonstrating a marriage proposal, Tsuyoshi said a bunch of pretty lines, then ended with: "Please be my eternal lover."
(That was strange as a marriage proposal, why 'eternal lover' when they would become spouses soon?)
Some said that while Tsuyoshi was demonstrating to the camera, Kouichi turned from the monitor screen to look at Tsuyoshi.
#98 DK with Konishiki (2002.07.21 OA) Unaired
The guest cooked Hawaiian fried noodles for the program.
The hungry members were crowding in front and eating heartily.
Tsuyoshi was at the back, letting the others eat first.
Kouichi noticed, then took a plateful of noodles to the back for him to eat.
The audience called out, "How gentle!"
#6-31 DK with Nakashima Mika (2002.08.25 OA) Aired
On Doumoto Weekly: "If we are reborn, we would like to be blood-related brothers."
Both exchanged looks and said they didn't want to.
(Perhaps they had promised to be husband and wife in their next life?)
#143 DK with Garage Sale (2002.12.15 OA) Aired
Edit: Thanks hachigatsu_neko for locating this episode.
In this episode, they talked about encounters with ghosts.
Once when staying in a hotel in Okinawa, Tsuyoshi felt something pressing down on his arm while he was sleeping*.
At first he thought it was Kouichi who had leaned over. Then he realized the thing [that he thought was Kouichi's arm] was very rough, and that his whole body was unable to move.
After he wrestled his arm free, he found that the grip had left a mark.
He felt afraid, but looking over, he saw Kouichi sleeping soundly, so he also went back to sleep.
The next day when he told Kouichi about it, Kouichi very calmly replied that he had experienced the same thing.
(If the arm hadn't been rough, then he would think it was Kouichi leaning over? Does that mean Kouichi did that before? OTZ..
The very question of whether or not he did would first require that they were sleeping on the same bed.)
* Possibly referring to a belief related to sleep paralysis.
#93 DK with Kyaeen (2003.05.18 OA) [?]
It was not long after a significant earthquake in Japan, so the topic came up.
Tsuyoshi and Kouichi talked about whether or not the Mickey Mouse on top of Kouichi's TV set fell down during the quake.
* This was to say that Tsuyo might have been to Kouichi's house.
#11-28 DK with Hisamoto Masami (2003.06.01 OA) Aired
During the discussion of the guest's moe point, Kouichi demonstrated hugging Tsuyoshi from behind.
Tsuyoshi naturally linked his hand with Kouichi's.
(They must be used to doing that sort of thing!)
#7-64 DK with Fukada Kyouko (2003.06.08 OA) Aired
During Ichimon Ittou, Kouichi was [deliberately?] not paying attention, so Tsuyoshi jokingly half-knelt in front of him and begged him to listen to the guest. When Tsuyoshi placed his hand on Kouichi's knee, Kouichi instantly placed his own hand on top of Tsuyoshi's, and even reached out to pull Tsuyoshi's hands towards him. (Getting impulsive, Prince?)
* Cute to watch, but from what I see I think he was just trying to get Tsuyoshi's hands off. XD
#92 DK with NEWS #1 (2003.11.02 OA) Unaired
They asked Uchi if he was the type who drove between Tokyo and Osaka.
Uchi said he didn't. (Probably meant he still took the Shinkansen.)
Tsuyoshi said, "We are the type who like to drive to and from [Osaka]. For example, on the way there is me (driving), on the way back is Kouichi (driving)."
#91 DK with Matsuura Aya #3 (2004.04.25 OA) Unaired
Ayaya said she would love to always stick to the boyfriend.
KinKi said it would be fine if the couple had common interests, but it would be disastrous if they didn't, for example the two of them (Kouichi and Tsuyoshi).
Then they had a little skit.
Venue: living room
Setting: a couple watching TV
Kou: "F1."
Tsu: "Fishing."
Kou: "I said F1!"
Tsu: "I said fishing!"
......
...
.
Kou: "Then I'll go to watch in another room!" (stalked off)
Tsu: "Then I'll go to sleep!"
#130 DK with Kurotani Tomoka (2004.09.19 OA) Unaired
During the segment when they were trying out weird health drinks that the guest recommended, Tsuyoshi was just sitting down, because his stomach pains acted up.
Kurotani-san remarked that the drink was good for the body.
Tsuyoshi responded, "Can it cure distrust among humans?"
Kouichi said, "It can't, but when the body gets well, the heart will also heal, won't it?"
#126--#127 DK with Gekidan Hitori (2005.04.10 OA) Unaired
The guest was the type who didn't like holding hands with a girl.
He said he would prefer [his girlfriend] pulling on the edge of [his] shirt.
KinKi demonstrated by walking around with Kouichi pulling on Tsuyoshi's shirt.
On Best Hit Takami, Takamizawa asked Kouichi about having a partnership other than KinKi Kids.
Kou: "Um, I've never thought about that."
Takami: "Only Tsuyoshi?"*
Kou: "..."
Takami: "You wouldn't consider anyone other than Tsuyoshi?"
Kou: "...Yeah."
* Original term "刚命".
#75 DK with Hokuyou (2005.06.26 OA) Unaired
Before recording started, some fans asked Tom-san, "Does Kouichi still not have Tsuyoshi's phone number?"
Tom-san found it strange and asked them if it was KinKi who said so.
He said the two of them often called each other.
Tom-san then told the fans he would ask KinKi during the recording.
#28 DK with Inoue Mao (2006.04.16 OA) Unaired
Before the recording, the staff adjusted Kouichi's microphone.
Tsuyoshi noticed and watched from the side, from time to time asking cutely, "What are you doing? (laugh)"
Kouichi replied, "The position of the mic is so strange."
(The tone of their conversation was like Shimura Ken's sort of cuteness.)
During the drawing segment, Tsuyoshi took charge, while Maestro Kouichi was called on to join all three challenge rounds.
At one point Tsuyoshi wanted to concentrate on his drawing, so he asked Kouichi to take over the talking.
Kouichi then started to talk to Mao-chan about Down Force (LOL).
After Tsuyoshi was done, Kouichi happily reported, "I have done the talking [as requested]."
Aside from that, an incident happened when Tsuyoshi called out to Takamizawa as "Kouichi-san".
Kou: "You mistook Takamizawa-san for me?"
Tsu: "Yeah, I was mistaken (laugh)."
Apparently it wasn't the only time such a thing happened; he had called his sister at home 'Kouichi', too.
#27 DK with Panzetta Girolamo (2006.05.14 OA) [?]
The guest's specialty was seducing girls, for example by suddenly throwing an air kiss at the girl when she was eating.
Tsuyoshi was called on to demonstrate.
Tsuyoshi started to eat, kept eating, kept eating (no intention to do anything else (LOL))
Tsuyoshi looked at Kouichi; Kouichi yelled, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi proceeded to take a drink, kept drinking, kept drinking (no intention to do anything else (LOL))
Kouichi yelled again, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi enacted one-handed driving, kept driving, kept driving; then pretended a policeman had come to check if he had taken any alcohol.
Kouichi yelled again, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi opened his mouth to let the policeman check if he had taken any alcohol, then suddenly threw an air kiss at the audience.
(Needless to say, that guy at the side already melted. (LOL))
Some said that Tsuyoshi was looking at Kouichi throughout the demonstration.
#22 DK (?) Unaired
The members discussed the difference in the usage of nicknames 'Darling' and 'Honey' (aired part?).
[Supposedly, 'Darling' is from the woman to the man, while 'Honey' is from the man to the woman.]
Takamizawa asked Tsuyoshi, "Do you wish to be called 'Honey'?"
Tsuyoshi: (surprised) "Eh?"
#96 DK (?) Unaired
Kyouko said she often went for hotpot with Shinohara.
Kou: "Recently I've been going for hotpot alone."
Tsu: "You can also ask Shinohara to go with you."
Kou: (ignoring) "By myself, I cut the cabbage, radish,...
I cut, cut, cut... the cabbage, into small pieces.
I cut, cut, cut... the radish, into small pieces.
Then I put them in..."
Tom-san: (sympathetically) "You work on it all by yourself?"
Kou: "Yeah!"
But Kouichi said his sister was the one who shopped for the vegetables and put them in his fridge.
Tsuyoshi sadistically told him to shop for vegetables himself.
(Around that time Tsuyoshi was very busy with dramas, movies, and solo concerts.
Perhaps Kouichi's complaints were directed not at the audience?)
#135 DK (?) Unaired
Kouichi said he had a star finder in his house.
Tsuyoshi: "Oh, that Cassiopeia*..."
Kouichi: "So that one is called Cassiopeia?"
(This association would make sense only if they had either talked about it or looked at it together.)
* a constellation
#11-15 KinKi Kids on Utaban (2002.10.24 OA) Aired
They played a game where Kouichi had to guess the order by which Tsuyoshi ate the food items in his meal set.
Kouichi got it perfectly correct. He seemed surprised himself, and said, "The homo rumours will surely go rampant again!"
After that he also chose correctly the type of girl Tsuyoshi liked, and Tsuyoshi's ideal date location.
The prize was a pair of Estelle rings which they put on each other's ring finger on the spot.
#7-57 Unknown game show
Tsuyoshi was blindfolded and was supposed to find Kouichi who was seated somewhere on stage.
He felt his way around and was about to stop at the spot beside Kouichi.
Kouichi made a surprised expression [?] that caused Tsuyoshi to feel around some more.
He finally found Kouichi and hugged him, saying, "I found you!"
When it was Kouichi's turn, the host deliberately seated a person with similar built as Tsuyoshi at the spot Tsuyoshi originally sat. He wanted to see Kouichi's expression upon discovering his mistake.
To everyone's surprise, after only a touch at the other guy's shoulder, Kouichi immediately turned away without hesitation.
In the end, he successfully found Tsuyoshi.
* If anyone has ever seen this please link, I am curious. =)P
#7-67 Unknown old KinKi show
In this episode, the staff played tricks on KinKi. [Then maybe this is Star Dokkiri?]
For Kouichi's: they got KinKi to go to a bank and staged a fake robbery while they were inside.
When the fake robber shot at Tsuyoshi, Kouichi instinctively shielded him.
For Tsuyoshi's: they staged Kouichi's kidnapping.
Kouichi faked sounding unwell on the phone, but was actually watching Tsuyoshi panicking while sipping tea somewhere. -_-||
The fake kidnapper told Tsuyoshi to go alone to a certain location. Once Tsuyoshi arrived, he received another phone call that told him to go to another location.
After numerous empty chases, Tsuyoshi went back to find the staff. Kouichi was waiting for him there, smiling and handing him a towel to wipe his sweat.
Tsuyoshi somehow didn't seem upset, only relieved.
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http://johnnys-net.net/Forum/T.asp?bID=3&ID=6853
This is the part taken from TV shows, aired or unaired.
Notes:
- "Aired" marks those I have checked in the actual show (though I don't necessarily agree with the fans interpretation as described xD). For these, descriptions not in the original text have been added where necessary to complete the 'story'.
- "Unaired" marks those that the original text said were cut out from the show. "[?]" marks those that the original text did not specify and which I didn't find in the actual show (or were supposed to be in an episode I couldn't find). The unmarked ones should have self-explanatory text. ^^
- (Bracketed) are the original poster's comments. [Square-bracketed] and * italicized asterisks are my own translation notes. The numbering refers to the forum posts, for back-reference.
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#105 LLA with Takashima Reiko (1999.06.05 OA) [?]
Kouichi's chair accidentally rammed onto Tsuyoshi's fingers. Tsuyoshi winced in pain. Kouichi grabbed his hand and blew on it, chanting, "Pain, go away! Pain, go away!" (Overflowing affection made him forget he was being recorded.)
#104 LLA with Silva (1999.10.23 OA)
In addition to Tsuyoshi's outburst that Kouichi was S (aired part*), he also admitted that he was M (unaired part).
* In case this episode is not as (in)famous as I thought, here's an English translation of the S&M discussion ('F' is Silva and 'M' is Takurou-san).
#102 LLA with Matsu Takako (?) Unaired
Kouichi said, "A fans asked in a letter: 'Have you figured out that Tsuyoshi loves you deeply? Please come to appreciate his love soon.'"
Then he polled the studio audience, which one of KinKi they thought was more like a homo. The result was Kouichi, by a large margin.
Tsuyoshi said, "He thinks that he is suspected as homo more often. When he was in high school, one of his male juniors even went up to him to ask if he was homo!"
#136 LLA with Morning Musume (1999.07.31 OA) Aired
Momusu's Abe said she liked stargazing.
Tsuyoshi had a star finder at his house.
Abe: "That's enviable..."
Tsu: "Then I'll give it to you."
Kouichi's expression immediately changed: "Hey, I gave that to you!"
#118 Shindoi #007 (2002.11.20 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi and Nishikawa [Takanori] went to visit a normal household.
Tsuyoshi saw photos of KinKi Kids, but Kouichi's face was either hidden away or scratched out.
Tsuyoshi questioned the house owner, "Why did you scratch out Kouichi's face?"
Text on screen: "That's mean."
The owner said, "Please understand a fan's feelings."*
* The girl was a Tsuyoshi fan, so she probably did that to 'turn' it into Tsuyoshi's photo.
#119a Shindoi #014 (2003.01.22 OA) Aired
The guests were Morisanchuu, and they went shopping for underwear.
One of the girls tried out a bra and asked Tsuyoshi to help her with the hook.
Tsuyoshi paused the video to call the jimusho and ask for permission, then said, "Johnny-san said it was okay."
Continuing the video, Tsuyoshi had difficulty doing the task because the girl was fat, and she kept yelling that it hurt.
He paused the video again, trying to find an excuse: "Is this really okay? This can be bad for KinKi Kids. Even though Johnny's is okay with it, Kouichi will definitely not allow it!"
So he called Kouichi, but the VTR showed him busy flying around in SHOCK at the moment, unable to attend to the phone.
#119b Shindoi #057 (2003.12.10 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi and [Isono] Kiriko-san were told to call their friends to the karaoke. Tsuyoshi first called Nagase (and got his answering machine), then called Okada (who was at work), then called Kouichi (and got his answering machine), then finally called Tsubasa (who was at work).
* This just wanted to say that Tsuyo did have Kouichi's phone number. Or maybe it was Shindoi staff who supplied it. I myself have no worries about this... =P
#117 Shindoi #116 (2005.03.31 OA) Aired
Tsuyoshi went to taste the 100,000-yen Matsuzaka beef rice.
Before eating, he said to the camera, "Kouichi-kun, I'm digging in!"
Text on screen: "Kouichi, sorry. (laugh)"
#106 DK with Matsushita Yuki (2002.04.21 OA)
A bone health expert came on the show and taught the members physical exercises that were good for the bones. Kouichi was the one assisting Tsuyoshi.
According to rumours, someone in the audience saw Kouichi randomly playing with Tsuyoshi's body, his hand straying to Tsuyoshi's 'lower part' and 'inner side' while he lightly said, "How come there is no reaction?"
#99 DK with Antonio Inoki (2002.05.19 OA) Unaired
In this episode, they had a mouse racing game.
The mouse Tsuyoshi chose was quite wild; it even ran up and down his body.
Kouichi walked over and helped him catch the mouse, then put it on the racing ground for him.
#57 DK with Madam Devi (2002.07.14 OA) [?]
Demonstrating a marriage proposal, Tsuyoshi said a bunch of pretty lines, then ended with: "Please be my eternal lover."
(That was strange as a marriage proposal, why 'eternal lover' when they would become spouses soon?)
Some said that while Tsuyoshi was demonstrating to the camera, Kouichi turned from the monitor screen to look at Tsuyoshi.
#98 DK with Konishiki (2002.07.21 OA) Unaired
The guest cooked Hawaiian fried noodles for the program.
The hungry members were crowding in front and eating heartily.
Tsuyoshi was at the back, letting the others eat first.
Kouichi noticed, then took a plateful of noodles to the back for him to eat.
The audience called out, "How gentle!"
#6-31 DK with Nakashima Mika (2002.08.25 OA) Aired
On Doumoto Weekly: "If we are reborn, we would like to be blood-related brothers."
Both exchanged looks and said they didn't want to.
(Perhaps they had promised to be husband and wife in their next life?)
#143 DK with Garage Sale (2002.12.15 OA) Aired
Edit: Thanks hachigatsu_neko for locating this episode.
In this episode, they talked about encounters with ghosts.
Once when staying in a hotel in Okinawa, Tsuyoshi felt something pressing down on his arm while he was sleeping*.
At first he thought it was Kouichi who had leaned over. Then he realized the thing [that he thought was Kouichi's arm] was very rough, and that his whole body was unable to move.
After he wrestled his arm free, he found that the grip had left a mark.
He felt afraid, but looking over, he saw Kouichi sleeping soundly, so he also went back to sleep.
The next day when he told Kouichi about it, Kouichi very calmly replied that he had experienced the same thing.
(If the arm hadn't been rough, then he would think it was Kouichi leaning over? Does that mean Kouichi did that before? OTZ..
The very question of whether or not he did would first require that they were sleeping on the same bed.)
* Possibly referring to a belief related to sleep paralysis.
#93 DK with Kyaeen (2003.05.18 OA) [?]
It was not long after a significant earthquake in Japan, so the topic came up.
Tsuyoshi and Kouichi talked about whether or not the Mickey Mouse on top of Kouichi's TV set fell down during the quake.
* This was to say that Tsuyo might have been to Kouichi's house.
#11-28 DK with Hisamoto Masami (2003.06.01 OA) Aired
During the discussion of the guest's moe point, Kouichi demonstrated hugging Tsuyoshi from behind.
Tsuyoshi naturally linked his hand with Kouichi's.
(They must be used to doing that sort of thing!)
#7-64 DK with Fukada Kyouko (2003.06.08 OA) Aired
During Ichimon Ittou, Kouichi was [deliberately?] not paying attention, so Tsuyoshi jokingly half-knelt in front of him and begged him to listen to the guest. When Tsuyoshi placed his hand on Kouichi's knee, Kouichi instantly placed his own hand on top of Tsuyoshi's, and even reached out to pull Tsuyoshi's hands towards him. (Getting impulsive, Prince?)
* Cute to watch, but from what I see I think he was just trying to get Tsuyoshi's hands off. XD
#92 DK with NEWS #1 (2003.11.02 OA) Unaired
They asked Uchi if he was the type who drove between Tokyo and Osaka.
Uchi said he didn't. (Probably meant he still took the Shinkansen.)
Tsuyoshi said, "We are the type who like to drive to and from [Osaka]. For example, on the way there is me (driving), on the way back is Kouichi (driving)."
#91 DK with Matsuura Aya #3 (2004.04.25 OA) Unaired
Ayaya said she would love to always stick to the boyfriend.
KinKi said it would be fine if the couple had common interests, but it would be disastrous if they didn't, for example the two of them (Kouichi and Tsuyoshi).
Then they had a little skit.
Venue: living room
Setting: a couple watching TV
Kou: "F1."
Tsu: "Fishing."
Kou: "I said F1!"
Tsu: "I said fishing!"
......
...
.
Kou: "Then I'll go to watch in another room!" (stalked off)
Tsu: "Then I'll go to sleep!"
#130 DK with Kurotani Tomoka (2004.09.19 OA) Unaired
During the segment when they were trying out weird health drinks that the guest recommended, Tsuyoshi was just sitting down, because his stomach pains acted up.
Kurotani-san remarked that the drink was good for the body.
Tsuyoshi responded, "Can it cure distrust among humans?"
Kouichi said, "It can't, but when the body gets well, the heart will also heal, won't it?"
#126--#127 DK with Gekidan Hitori (2005.04.10 OA) Unaired
The guest was the type who didn't like holding hands with a girl.
He said he would prefer [his girlfriend] pulling on the edge of [his] shirt.
KinKi demonstrated by walking around with Kouichi pulling on Tsuyoshi's shirt.
On Best Hit Takami, Takamizawa asked Kouichi about having a partnership other than KinKi Kids.
Kou: "Um, I've never thought about that."
Takami: "Only Tsuyoshi?"*
Kou: "..."
Takami: "You wouldn't consider anyone other than Tsuyoshi?"
Kou: "...Yeah."
* Original term "刚命".
#75 DK with Hokuyou (2005.06.26 OA) Unaired
Before recording started, some fans asked Tom-san, "Does Kouichi still not have Tsuyoshi's phone number?"
Tom-san found it strange and asked them if it was KinKi who said so.
He said the two of them often called each other.
Tom-san then told the fans he would ask KinKi during the recording.
#28 DK with Inoue Mao (2006.04.16 OA) Unaired
Before the recording, the staff adjusted Kouichi's microphone.
Tsuyoshi noticed and watched from the side, from time to time asking cutely, "What are you doing? (laugh)"
Kouichi replied, "The position of the mic is so strange."
(The tone of their conversation was like Shimura Ken's sort of cuteness.)
During the drawing segment, Tsuyoshi took charge, while Maestro Kouichi was called on to join all three challenge rounds.
At one point Tsuyoshi wanted to concentrate on his drawing, so he asked Kouichi to take over the talking.
Kouichi then started to talk to Mao-chan about Down Force (LOL).
After Tsuyoshi was done, Kouichi happily reported, "I have done the talking [as requested]."
Aside from that, an incident happened when Tsuyoshi called out to Takamizawa as "Kouichi-san".
Kou: "You mistook Takamizawa-san for me?"
Tsu: "Yeah, I was mistaken (laugh)."
Apparently it wasn't the only time such a thing happened; he had called his sister at home 'Kouichi', too.
#27 DK with Panzetta Girolamo (2006.05.14 OA) [?]
The guest's specialty was seducing girls, for example by suddenly throwing an air kiss at the girl when she was eating.
Tsuyoshi was called on to demonstrate.
Tsuyoshi started to eat, kept eating, kept eating (no intention to do anything else (LOL))
Tsuyoshi looked at Kouichi; Kouichi yelled, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi proceeded to take a drink, kept drinking, kept drinking (no intention to do anything else (LOL))
Kouichi yelled again, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi enacted one-handed driving, kept driving, kept driving; then pretended a policeman had come to check if he had taken any alcohol.
Kouichi yelled again, "It's getting too long!" (LOL)
Tsuyoshi opened his mouth to let the policeman check if he had taken any alcohol, then suddenly threw an air kiss at the audience.
(Needless to say, that guy at the side already melted. (LOL))
Some said that Tsuyoshi was looking at Kouichi throughout the demonstration.
#22 DK (?) Unaired
The members discussed the difference in the usage of nicknames 'Darling' and 'Honey' (aired part?).
[Supposedly, 'Darling' is from the woman to the man, while 'Honey' is from the man to the woman.]
Takamizawa asked Tsuyoshi, "Do you wish to be called 'Honey'?"
Tsuyoshi: (surprised) "Eh?"
#96 DK (?) Unaired
Kyouko said she often went for hotpot with Shinohara.
Kou: "Recently I've been going for hotpot alone."
Tsu: "You can also ask Shinohara to go with you."
Kou: (ignoring) "By myself, I cut the cabbage, radish,...
I cut, cut, cut... the cabbage, into small pieces.
I cut, cut, cut... the radish, into small pieces.
Then I put them in..."
Tom-san: (sympathetically) "You work on it all by yourself?"
Kou: "Yeah!"
But Kouichi said his sister was the one who shopped for the vegetables and put them in his fridge.
Tsuyoshi sadistically told him to shop for vegetables himself.
(Around that time Tsuyoshi was very busy with dramas, movies, and solo concerts.
Perhaps Kouichi's complaints were directed not at the audience?)
#135 DK (?) Unaired
Kouichi said he had a star finder in his house.
Tsuyoshi: "Oh, that Cassiopeia*..."
Kouichi: "So that one is called Cassiopeia?"
(This association would make sense only if they had either talked about it or looked at it together.)
* a constellation
#11-15 KinKi Kids on Utaban (2002.10.24 OA) Aired
They played a game where Kouichi had to guess the order by which Tsuyoshi ate the food items in his meal set.
Kouichi got it perfectly correct. He seemed surprised himself, and said, "The homo rumours will surely go rampant again!"
After that he also chose correctly the type of girl Tsuyoshi liked, and Tsuyoshi's ideal date location.
The prize was a pair of Estelle rings which they put on each other's ring finger on the spot.
#7-57 Unknown game show
Tsuyoshi was blindfolded and was supposed to find Kouichi who was seated somewhere on stage.
He felt his way around and was about to stop at the spot beside Kouichi.
Kouichi made a surprised expression [?] that caused Tsuyoshi to feel around some more.
He finally found Kouichi and hugged him, saying, "I found you!"
When it was Kouichi's turn, the host deliberately seated a person with similar built as Tsuyoshi at the spot Tsuyoshi originally sat. He wanted to see Kouichi's expression upon discovering his mistake.
To everyone's surprise, after only a touch at the other guy's shoulder, Kouichi immediately turned away without hesitation.
In the end, he successfully found Tsuyoshi.
* If anyone has ever seen this please link, I am curious. =)P
#7-67 Unknown old KinKi show
In this episode, the staff played tricks on KinKi. [Then maybe this is Star Dokkiri?]
For Kouichi's: they got KinKi to go to a bank and staged a fake robbery while they were inside.
When the fake robber shot at Tsuyoshi, Kouichi instinctively shielded him.
For Tsuyoshi's: they staged Kouichi's kidnapping.
Kouichi faked sounding unwell on the phone, but was actually watching Tsuyoshi panicking while sipping tea somewhere. -_-||
The fake kidnapper told Tsuyoshi to go alone to a certain location. Once Tsuyoshi arrived, he received another phone call that told him to go to another location.
After numerous empty chases, Tsuyoshi went back to find the staff. Kouichi was waiting for him there, smiling and handing him a towel to wipe his sweat.
Tsuyoshi somehow didn't seem upset, only relieved.
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