chubby honey bunny: egghead ; yunho/jaejoong
chubby honey bunny: egghead
yunho/jaejoong
humour and a dash of fluff / pg13 / drabble
Yunho wakes up confused, which only means something is not right.
it's been way too long. please forgive my rusty writing skills
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops | letter of doom | nature gay | not so happy birthday | my love | cock stabbing | cakes and condoms | first time | the woman outside | soldier of love | the boy who can't tie his shoelaces
note: past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple met minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
present
Yunho wakes up confused, which only means something is not right. The last time he woke up the same way was when Minseok literally threw himself at him all the while screaming something about Jaejoong. It was panic-inducing, to say the least, and infuriating. The truth of the matter was that Jaejoong needed to find the other half of his favourite pair of socks as it was going to be a busy day for him and it was his good luck charm. He wasn't able to find it himself and out of frustration, he screamed bloody murder which unintentionally woke the slumbering Minseok up. He was completely unaware that the little boy was watching him hit his head with his fists and got horrified that he ran towards Yunho to get some help. So to say, Jaejoong's overreaction got him grumpy the whole day.
There is no doubt that today is one of those days, if the obvious screaming spree he could hear from outisde is any indication. Taking a deep breath, he calms his nerves before stepping out of the room to the battlefield. He winces as Jaejoong's unusually high-pitched and hysterical voice assaults his eardrums.
"What is going on here?!" he barks, trying to sound as authoritative as he can. Despite his feistiness, Jaejoong cowers when Yunho uses his army drill sergeant voice; something he learned in military not too long ago. As expected, Jaejoong comes running towards him, attacking him in a tight hug. The older man buries his face on his chest. "What happened?" he asks once more, but the question is directed at Changmin knowing that his sniffling other half wouldn't even dare speak then get himself in trouble for it.
Changmin snickers. "None that I know of, though you can always ask your egghead about that."
Whether or not Changmin means it an insult, Jaejoong most definitely takes it as one. "Did you hear that?!" Yunho groans in pain when Jaejoong suddenly looks up and hits his chin with his head. The pain is rather unbearable that he has to detach himself from his lover to nurse his injured body part. But of course, Jaejoong wouldn't take any of that. As he cups his throbbing chin with a hand, the still hysterical Jaejoong grabs his free hand and wraps it around his waist forcefully.
"Be careful." He clicks his tongue and then pinches the other man's waist which earns him a yelp.
"I am not an egghead!" Jaejoong screams.
"Well it's either that or a wet chick." Changmin retorts.
"Listen here," Jaejoong snaps, pointing an accusing finger at a still snickering Changmin. Frankly, Jaejoong's anger does not faze him. Having been friends with him for more than ten years has made him immune to his random bouts of anger. "I may look like an egg, but do you know what's inside an egg? A yolk. A beautiful, yellow, bright yolk that's full of colour and beauty. You know what's inside of me?"
"Yunho?"
"No!" he hisses with a stomp of his boot clad foot. "That yolk. I'm a beautiful, yellow yolk. So don't tell me I'm ugly just 'cause I look like an egg."
Deciding that he's had enough of the petty argument, Yunho covers Jaejoong's mouth with a hand and orders Changmin to go back to his spot on the couch and silently wait for his wife from her shopping spree with Minseok. It's been a day since Jaejoong was rewarded a four-day break after being in the army for a hundred days and so far, it has been more than eventful. As stressful as it seems, Yunho wouldn't have it any other way.
He directs the sulking man back to their room and pulls him in his arms as they lie down in bed, cuddling. "With a mop of hair or none, you still look good, Jae. I'm not saying this just because I am your husband. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
A contented sigh escape his lips as Jaejoong showers his chest with faint and playful kisses. "Do I look like an egghead though?"
"You do." His reflex is fast enough to catch the older man's hand that was about to painfully - he could tell - collide with his chest. "But hey, you're an egg who gives really good head." With the huge grin on Jaejoong's face and a blush on his cheek, Yunho knows it was a good save.
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that was... pretty short. and idk really. im just trying to write whatever until i fully get my muses back so please, please bear with me. gonna try drabbles for now until i can write long and/or chaptered stuff again. thanks for reading :)
p.s. the beautiful yellow yolk speech was something i saw on vine hehe
yunho/jaejoong
humour and a dash of fluff / pg13 / drabble
Yunho wakes up confused, which only means something is not right.
it's been way too long. please forgive my rusty writing skills
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops | letter of doom | nature gay | not so happy birthday | my love | cock stabbing | cakes and condoms | first time | the woman outside | soldier of love | the boy who can't tie his shoelaces
note: past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple met minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
present
Yunho wakes up confused, which only means something is not right. The last time he woke up the same way was when Minseok literally threw himself at him all the while screaming something about Jaejoong. It was panic-inducing, to say the least, and infuriating. The truth of the matter was that Jaejoong needed to find the other half of his favourite pair of socks as it was going to be a busy day for him and it was his good luck charm. He wasn't able to find it himself and out of frustration, he screamed bloody murder which unintentionally woke the slumbering Minseok up. He was completely unaware that the little boy was watching him hit his head with his fists and got horrified that he ran towards Yunho to get some help. So to say, Jaejoong's overreaction got him grumpy the whole day.
There is no doubt that today is one of those days, if the obvious screaming spree he could hear from outisde is any indication. Taking a deep breath, he calms his nerves before stepping out of the room to the battlefield. He winces as Jaejoong's unusually high-pitched and hysterical voice assaults his eardrums.
"What is going on here?!" he barks, trying to sound as authoritative as he can. Despite his feistiness, Jaejoong cowers when Yunho uses his army drill sergeant voice; something he learned in military not too long ago. As expected, Jaejoong comes running towards him, attacking him in a tight hug. The older man buries his face on his chest. "What happened?" he asks once more, but the question is directed at Changmin knowing that his sniffling other half wouldn't even dare speak then get himself in trouble for it.
Changmin snickers. "None that I know of, though you can always ask your egghead about that."
Whether or not Changmin means it an insult, Jaejoong most definitely takes it as one. "Did you hear that?!" Yunho groans in pain when Jaejoong suddenly looks up and hits his chin with his head. The pain is rather unbearable that he has to detach himself from his lover to nurse his injured body part. But of course, Jaejoong wouldn't take any of that. As he cups his throbbing chin with a hand, the still hysterical Jaejoong grabs his free hand and wraps it around his waist forcefully.
"Be careful." He clicks his tongue and then pinches the other man's waist which earns him a yelp.
"I am not an egghead!" Jaejoong screams.
"Well it's either that or a wet chick." Changmin retorts.
"Listen here," Jaejoong snaps, pointing an accusing finger at a still snickering Changmin. Frankly, Jaejoong's anger does not faze him. Having been friends with him for more than ten years has made him immune to his random bouts of anger. "I may look like an egg, but do you know what's inside an egg? A yolk. A beautiful, yellow, bright yolk that's full of colour and beauty. You know what's inside of me?"
"Yunho?"
"No!" he hisses with a stomp of his boot clad foot. "That yolk. I'm a beautiful, yellow yolk. So don't tell me I'm ugly just 'cause I look like an egg."
Deciding that he's had enough of the petty argument, Yunho covers Jaejoong's mouth with a hand and orders Changmin to go back to his spot on the couch and silently wait for his wife from her shopping spree with Minseok. It's been a day since Jaejoong was rewarded a four-day break after being in the army for a hundred days and so far, it has been more than eventful. As stressful as it seems, Yunho wouldn't have it any other way.
He directs the sulking man back to their room and pulls him in his arms as they lie down in bed, cuddling. "With a mop of hair or none, you still look good, Jae. I'm not saying this just because I am your husband. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
A contented sigh escape his lips as Jaejoong showers his chest with faint and playful kisses. "Do I look like an egghead though?"
"You do." His reflex is fast enough to catch the older man's hand that was about to painfully - he could tell - collide with his chest. "But hey, you're an egg who gives really good head." With the huge grin on Jaejoong's face and a blush on his cheek, Yunho knows it was a good save.
x
that was... pretty short. and idk really. im just trying to write whatever until i fully get my muses back so please, please bear with me. gonna try drabbles for now until i can write long and/or chaptered stuff again. thanks for reading :)
p.s. the beautiful yellow yolk speech was something i saw on vine hehe