chubby honey bunny: nature gay
chb: nature gay
yunho/jaejoong, yoochun/junsu
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot / warning: nature boy (yes, his appearance is a warning)
It's quite a stressful day for Yunho. Jaejoong has a nightmare and refuses to be left alone, Junsu is acting weird and Nature Gay... he's back. And he's not giving up without a fight.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops | letter of doom
note: past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple met minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
present
"Jae, stop talking to my moobs."
Jaejoong pauses from his rambling and blinks up at his exasperated lover. "But..."
"Ranting to my melons won't work. I have to go out with Junsu today and you, you have to work." Yunho flinches slightly when Jaejoong pokes his rather perky man breasts. His lover has been sulking -- as usual. when does he not, really - since breakfast. The man wants to ditch work and stay at home with him because of a nightmare that involved getting stabbed in the leg and a freaky text message from a Thai idol group member. In all honesty, he has no idea what the dream was about. He could not make out what Jaejoong was saying because he was sobbing as he spoke while trying to wipe his snot all over Yunho's shirt.
"I'm scared, Yunnie."
He cups Jaejoong's cheeks and looks at him right in the eyes. "I know. I'm going to take you to work and tell Changmin to keep an eye on you. I'll pick you up as well. How's that sound?"
It takes Jaejoong a moment to answer. "When I call, pick it up, okay?"
"Of course, my love. Come on and let me give you a bath." Yunho gets up from the couch, careful not to drop his lover whose limbs are wrapped tightly around his body like an octopus. "You are such a big baby." he comments as he walks up the stairs to the bedroom, Jaejoong still clinging onto him for dear life.
"Daddy..." Jaejoong purrs, sending shivers down his spine. "Jaejoongie is hungry. Jaejoongie wants milk..."
He quirks a brow. "Milk? We have some on the fridge."
"But Joongie wants daddy's milk." he confirms his suspicion to be right when his boyfriend somehow manages to slip a hand inside his boxers.
He groans, "And Joongie's getting daddy's milk." and slams the bathroom door shut.
"Do you know what you're going to buy for him?" Yunho inquires, pushing Junsu's wheelchair as they stroll around the mall. As soon as he dropped off his glowing lover at work, he made his way to Junsu and Yoochun's house to pick the former up.
In a few days, it would be Yoochun's birthday and Junsu wants to buy him a gift. "I'm still not sure if I should, though."
Yunho pauses, and then resumes walking. "Why?"
Junsu shrugs. "I mean, what's the point right? I'm going to use his money to buy him a gift. It's as if he just bought himself something."
"You know it's not like that. What's his is yours."
"Exactly. It's his. I want to spend my own money, but I have nothing."
"You're thinking too much, Junsuyah." he puts a hand on his friend's shoulder and squeezes it gently. "He's your husband. Money is no problem. It's the thought that counts. If it bothers you that much, I can lend you some."
"No!" Junsu's sudden outburst makes him jump in surprise. "Nevermind. I don't know what to give him anyway."
Yunho frowns. This is not like Junsu at all. "You're a little out of it today, Su. What's the matter?"
"Please take me to a toy store, Yunho, please."
And so he does, not even bothering to bombard him with any more questions because he knows Junsu would tell him as soon as he's ready anyway. The moment he saw Junsu earlier, he knew that something was off. Junsu was smiling but it doesn't reach his eyes. He's also noticed how he's spacing out most of the time. The usually bubbly Junsu is replaced by a lifeless one.
Said male kindly asks him to take him to the doll section and his confusion growing stronger as he starts to wonder why Junsu is staring at different kinds of stuffed dolls.
"I know what to give him." Junsu points at a girl doll with long black hair and large eyes. Yunho reaches out to get it for him.
"You're going to give him a doll?"
"Yes..." Junsu trails off. "After you and I talked about adopting, I talked to Chunnie about it. And he's still against it." Yunho frowns, watching Junsu run his fingers through the doll's synthetic hair. "Maybe if I show him that I could take care of this doll, then he'd agree. I know this is an inanimate object, but I'm going to treat her as if she's my real daughter. If Chunnie doesn't want her, then I'm going to keep her." Yunho gasps when Junsu looks up at him with tears streaming down his cheeks. He wants to reach out and wipe those tears off his face but he's afraid he'd creep the man out. "I want a family, Yunho."
At that very moment, Yunho realizes how lucky he is to have Jaejoong. Sure, at first the man wasn't pleased with the idea of adoption but somehow, in some way, he managed to make him agree with not much difficulty. He doesn't know why Yoochun is against it and as much as he wants to find out why, meddling with someone else's business is not his thing.
Forcing his tears back, he smiles at his lonely friend. "What's her name then?"
"What a sight." A very familiar voice ruins the solemn mood. Yunho straightens up while Junsu just stares at the newcomer. "Does Jaejoong know you're two-timing him?"
Jang Geunsuk.
Yunho clenches his fists but tries to keep his cool. This man's just not worth it. "What are you doing here?" he asks rather calmly.
Geunsuk scoffs. "What's it to you? Do you own this place?"
"Don't be an ass." he replies, pulling Junsu's wheelchair towards him just in case the intruder does something uncalled for. "You came to us, that means you need something."
"I'm just here to tell you that the past month has made me realize how I genuinely like Jaejoong. Not just for his body, but because for who he is. Although the body is a big bonus. Damn, I'd tap that ass anytime. Imagine those pouty lips wrapped around my... fuck, I'm getting hard just thinking about it." Yunho is a second away to punching Nature Gay. "Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not giving up without a fight. He may be yours now, but that's going to change soon."
He's about to give Nature Gay a piece of his mind but Junsu beats him to it. "Don't you think you're a little pathetic? You're not just a creep, you're a sore loser as well. Don't think that Jj doesn't know you follow him around because he does and he's not happy about it."
Geunsuk blinks. "But how--"
"You're not exactly discreet. He may be innocent but he's not stupid. Your obsession over him has got to stop." Jaejoong has told him something about a man who follows him around. That alone is bad enough, but when Jaejoong proceeded to tell him about how he was almost tricked into participating in an orgy, Junsu felt his blood boiling. The nerve of the guy. He truly does not deserve Jaejoong at all. Not even his friendship.
"Who do you think you are to say that?"
Clutching the doll onto his chest, Junsu replies. "I'm his friend and friends protect each other. I may not be able to use my feet anymore but I'm going to protect him by all means. He's done so much for me and this is the least I can do for him. I know you are going to do nothing but hurt him.
"You retarded cripple..."
Yunho's eyes widen. Geunsuk has gone overboard. He can insult him for all he wants but there's no need to involve Junsu in this. He takes a step forward, ready to beat the daylights out of him when Junsu grabs his wrist and shakes his head. Not worth it, he mouths. Yes, that's right. He has to remind himself. "I can sue you for that, you know." Junsu says, as if not bothered at all by the insult. "Looks like you need a change of venue for your parties anyway. How does prison sound?"
"Junsu..." Yunho finally finds his voice.
"No Yunho, it's okay. I can take an insult. But that doesn't mean I would tolerate it."
Geunsuk shoots them both a glare, which doesn't affect them at all. "You two are ganging up on me."
"We aren't. However, you are making a fool out of yourself." Junsu states with a smile, and then continues, "Also, I would appreciate it if you take those vines off your hair. You look like a tree. A gay tree."
"A douchey and gay tree." Yunho adds to which Junsu agrees with a smile. With a wave, they both leave the stunned man to pay for the doll and pick Jaejoong up.
"I think we're being followed." Junsu says, looking outside the cab.
Yunho frowns, copying his friend's actions and looks around. "You think so?"
"I know so. Jaejoong was right. He's not very discreet with his stalking. The neon green car, Yunho. That's him right there."
He sighs. "We'll just deal with him later. With Jaejoong and Changmin on our side, it's four against one and clearly, he doesn't even stand a chance."
As soon as they arrived at Jaejoong's office building, he gets Junsu's wheelchair from the trunk and helps him get onto it before wheeling him inside. They head to the set where his boyfriend is sitting on a couch sporting a pout. It hasn't even been ten seconds since Junsu and him stepped foot inside the set and Jaejoong already spotted them, squeaking and running towards his embrace. He almost screams in horror when he accidentally let go of Junsu's wheelchair and is relieved to see someone rushing to hold it in place and lock it.
"Thank you." he mutters when Jaejoong pulls away from the embrace and latches onto his arm.
"I've been waiting for you." Jaejoong says, showering his face with kisses but not before looking around for the PDA police-- Changmin. His ecstatic lover pulls him to the couch.
"But Junsu..."
"It's okay!" Junsu replies with a smile, pointing at Changmin who is approaching him.
Yunho finds himself being manhandled by none other than Jaejoong himself, pushing him on the couch and promptly sits on him like a bean bag. The latter turns around to face him, wrapping both his legs and arms around his waist and neck respectively, which is his favorite thing to do when cuddling.
"I'm just going to warn you, we may be interrupted in a while." he says as Jaejoong nuzzles his cheek. "Nature Gay is back." His boyfriend shivers at the mention of the asshole and he rubs his back in comfort. "He wants you, Jae. Said he likes you. But no way in hell I'm going to let him or anyone for that matter take me away from you."
"I don't want to see him, Yunnie. He makes me so mad. I don't like to inflict physical pain on people but I won't be able to stop myself if I see his face."
"Maybe that's what you need to do for him to stop." He places a kiss atop Jaejoong's head and pulls him closer. Jang Geunsuk isn't the only one. During his three years with Jaejoong, the man has had a quite lot of admirers. There is this sense of pride everytime someone comes up to them, confesses and Jaejoong doesn't hesitate to tell him that he's taken. Jaejoong is his and the man wants no one else but him. He has every right to tell them to back off and leave his angel alone.
Hearing Changmin's enraged voice, Yunho sighs and Jaejoong stiffens in his embrace. He's here. "What are you doing here? You are not allowed to be in here!" The pair walks up to them, hands intertwined, with Changmin stabbing Geunsuk's chest with a finger.
Geunsuk swats Changmin's finger away and grins at Jaejoong's presence. "Jaejoong!" Jaejoong hides behind Yunho, gripping onto his hand so tight that it's almost painful. "Don't I get a hug? Aren't we friends?"
"Can't you take a hint? No one wants you here. Get lost." Junsu says. He's really mad now. He knows the stalker has been following them, but he didn't think he'd get past the security guards. Jaejoong is obviously scared of him. What would it take for this man to leave his friend alone?
He could only raise a brow when Geunsuk looks at him, a smirk playing on his lips. "You really need to learn how to shut up, you handicap."
"What was that?" Jaejoong steps out from behind Yunho, furious. "What did you call my baby Junsu?" Geunsuk can talk shit about him for all he cares, but he's not allowed to do that to Yunho, Junsu, or any one of his friends. He just doesn't have the right to fucking do that. "You insolent piece of shit."
Maybe Yunho is right. Maybe the only way to stop Geunsuk is if he goes Bruce Lee on him. The three could only stare in horror as Jaejoong grabs a fistful of Geunsuk's hair and scratches his face over and over with his rather long nails.
Or maybe Naomi Campbell would do.
(Really, Yunho thought he'd witness some punching and kicking but then again, Jaejoong isn't fond of roughhousing.
Unless it's in bed.)
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a/n: credits to leto-sama for the very first line lol i'm very hungry and i'm sleepy and irdk ;; yoosu has issues too, yes ><
yunho/jaejoong, yoochun/junsu
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot / warning: nature boy (yes, his appearance is a warning)
It's quite a stressful day for Yunho. Jaejoong has a nightmare and refuses to be left alone, Junsu is acting weird and Nature Gay... he's back. And he's not giving up without a fight.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops | letter of doom
note: past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple met minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
present
"Jae, stop talking to my moobs."
Jaejoong pauses from his rambling and blinks up at his exasperated lover. "But..."
"Ranting to my melons won't work. I have to go out with Junsu today and you, you have to work." Yunho flinches slightly when Jaejoong pokes his rather perky man breasts. His lover has been sulking -- as usual. when does he not, really - since breakfast. The man wants to ditch work and stay at home with him because of a nightmare that involved getting stabbed in the leg and a freaky text message from a Thai idol group member. In all honesty, he has no idea what the dream was about. He could not make out what Jaejoong was saying because he was sobbing as he spoke while trying to wipe his snot all over Yunho's shirt.
"I'm scared, Yunnie."
He cups Jaejoong's cheeks and looks at him right in the eyes. "I know. I'm going to take you to work and tell Changmin to keep an eye on you. I'll pick you up as well. How's that sound?"
It takes Jaejoong a moment to answer. "When I call, pick it up, okay?"
"Of course, my love. Come on and let me give you a bath." Yunho gets up from the couch, careful not to drop his lover whose limbs are wrapped tightly around his body like an octopus. "You are such a big baby." he comments as he walks up the stairs to the bedroom, Jaejoong still clinging onto him for dear life.
"Daddy..." Jaejoong purrs, sending shivers down his spine. "Jaejoongie is hungry. Jaejoongie wants milk..."
He quirks a brow. "Milk? We have some on the fridge."
"But Joongie wants daddy's milk." he confirms his suspicion to be right when his boyfriend somehow manages to slip a hand inside his boxers.
He groans, "And Joongie's getting daddy's milk." and slams the bathroom door shut.
"Do you know what you're going to buy for him?" Yunho inquires, pushing Junsu's wheelchair as they stroll around the mall. As soon as he dropped off his glowing lover at work, he made his way to Junsu and Yoochun's house to pick the former up.
In a few days, it would be Yoochun's birthday and Junsu wants to buy him a gift. "I'm still not sure if I should, though."
Yunho pauses, and then resumes walking. "Why?"
Junsu shrugs. "I mean, what's the point right? I'm going to use his money to buy him a gift. It's as if he just bought himself something."
"You know it's not like that. What's his is yours."
"Exactly. It's his. I want to spend my own money, but I have nothing."
"You're thinking too much, Junsuyah." he puts a hand on his friend's shoulder and squeezes it gently. "He's your husband. Money is no problem. It's the thought that counts. If it bothers you that much, I can lend you some."
"No!" Junsu's sudden outburst makes him jump in surprise. "Nevermind. I don't know what to give him anyway."
Yunho frowns. This is not like Junsu at all. "You're a little out of it today, Su. What's the matter?"
"Please take me to a toy store, Yunho, please."
And so he does, not even bothering to bombard him with any more questions because he knows Junsu would tell him as soon as he's ready anyway. The moment he saw Junsu earlier, he knew that something was off. Junsu was smiling but it doesn't reach his eyes. He's also noticed how he's spacing out most of the time. The usually bubbly Junsu is replaced by a lifeless one.
Said male kindly asks him to take him to the doll section and his confusion growing stronger as he starts to wonder why Junsu is staring at different kinds of stuffed dolls.
"I know what to give him." Junsu points at a girl doll with long black hair and large eyes. Yunho reaches out to get it for him.
"You're going to give him a doll?"
"Yes..." Junsu trails off. "After you and I talked about adopting, I talked to Chunnie about it. And he's still against it." Yunho frowns, watching Junsu run his fingers through the doll's synthetic hair. "Maybe if I show him that I could take care of this doll, then he'd agree. I know this is an inanimate object, but I'm going to treat her as if she's my real daughter. If Chunnie doesn't want her, then I'm going to keep her." Yunho gasps when Junsu looks up at him with tears streaming down his cheeks. He wants to reach out and wipe those tears off his face but he's afraid he'd creep the man out. "I want a family, Yunho."
At that very moment, Yunho realizes how lucky he is to have Jaejoong. Sure, at first the man wasn't pleased with the idea of adoption but somehow, in some way, he managed to make him agree with not much difficulty. He doesn't know why Yoochun is against it and as much as he wants to find out why, meddling with someone else's business is not his thing.
Forcing his tears back, he smiles at his lonely friend. "What's her name then?"
"What a sight." A very familiar voice ruins the solemn mood. Yunho straightens up while Junsu just stares at the newcomer. "Does Jaejoong know you're two-timing him?"
Jang Geunsuk.
Yunho clenches his fists but tries to keep his cool. This man's just not worth it. "What are you doing here?" he asks rather calmly.
Geunsuk scoffs. "What's it to you? Do you own this place?"
"Don't be an ass." he replies, pulling Junsu's wheelchair towards him just in case the intruder does something uncalled for. "You came to us, that means you need something."
"I'm just here to tell you that the past month has made me realize how I genuinely like Jaejoong. Not just for his body, but because for who he is. Although the body is a big bonus. Damn, I'd tap that ass anytime. Imagine those pouty lips wrapped around my... fuck, I'm getting hard just thinking about it." Yunho is a second away to punching Nature Gay. "Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not giving up without a fight. He may be yours now, but that's going to change soon."
He's about to give Nature Gay a piece of his mind but Junsu beats him to it. "Don't you think you're a little pathetic? You're not just a creep, you're a sore loser as well. Don't think that Jj doesn't know you follow him around because he does and he's not happy about it."
Geunsuk blinks. "But how--"
"You're not exactly discreet. He may be innocent but he's not stupid. Your obsession over him has got to stop." Jaejoong has told him something about a man who follows him around. That alone is bad enough, but when Jaejoong proceeded to tell him about how he was almost tricked into participating in an orgy, Junsu felt his blood boiling. The nerve of the guy. He truly does not deserve Jaejoong at all. Not even his friendship.
"Who do you think you are to say that?"
Clutching the doll onto his chest, Junsu replies. "I'm his friend and friends protect each other. I may not be able to use my feet anymore but I'm going to protect him by all means. He's done so much for me and this is the least I can do for him. I know you are going to do nothing but hurt him.
"You retarded cripple..."
Yunho's eyes widen. Geunsuk has gone overboard. He can insult him for all he wants but there's no need to involve Junsu in this. He takes a step forward, ready to beat the daylights out of him when Junsu grabs his wrist and shakes his head. Not worth it, he mouths. Yes, that's right. He has to remind himself. "I can sue you for that, you know." Junsu says, as if not bothered at all by the insult. "Looks like you need a change of venue for your parties anyway. How does prison sound?"
"Junsu..." Yunho finally finds his voice.
"No Yunho, it's okay. I can take an insult. But that doesn't mean I would tolerate it."
Geunsuk shoots them both a glare, which doesn't affect them at all. "You two are ganging up on me."
"We aren't. However, you are making a fool out of yourself." Junsu states with a smile, and then continues, "Also, I would appreciate it if you take those vines off your hair. You look like a tree. A gay tree."
"A douchey and gay tree." Yunho adds to which Junsu agrees with a smile. With a wave, they both leave the stunned man to pay for the doll and pick Jaejoong up.
"I think we're being followed." Junsu says, looking outside the cab.
Yunho frowns, copying his friend's actions and looks around. "You think so?"
"I know so. Jaejoong was right. He's not very discreet with his stalking. The neon green car, Yunho. That's him right there."
He sighs. "We'll just deal with him later. With Jaejoong and Changmin on our side, it's four against one and clearly, he doesn't even stand a chance."
As soon as they arrived at Jaejoong's office building, he gets Junsu's wheelchair from the trunk and helps him get onto it before wheeling him inside. They head to the set where his boyfriend is sitting on a couch sporting a pout. It hasn't even been ten seconds since Junsu and him stepped foot inside the set and Jaejoong already spotted them, squeaking and running towards his embrace. He almost screams in horror when he accidentally let go of Junsu's wheelchair and is relieved to see someone rushing to hold it in place and lock it.
"Thank you." he mutters when Jaejoong pulls away from the embrace and latches onto his arm.
"I've been waiting for you." Jaejoong says, showering his face with kisses but not before looking around for the PDA police-- Changmin. His ecstatic lover pulls him to the couch.
"But Junsu..."
"It's okay!" Junsu replies with a smile, pointing at Changmin who is approaching him.
Yunho finds himself being manhandled by none other than Jaejoong himself, pushing him on the couch and promptly sits on him like a bean bag. The latter turns around to face him, wrapping both his legs and arms around his waist and neck respectively, which is his favorite thing to do when cuddling.
"I'm just going to warn you, we may be interrupted in a while." he says as Jaejoong nuzzles his cheek. "Nature Gay is back." His boyfriend shivers at the mention of the asshole and he rubs his back in comfort. "He wants you, Jae. Said he likes you. But no way in hell I'm going to let him or anyone for that matter take me away from you."
"I don't want to see him, Yunnie. He makes me so mad. I don't like to inflict physical pain on people but I won't be able to stop myself if I see his face."
"Maybe that's what you need to do for him to stop." He places a kiss atop Jaejoong's head and pulls him closer. Jang Geunsuk isn't the only one. During his three years with Jaejoong, the man has had a quite lot of admirers. There is this sense of pride everytime someone comes up to them, confesses and Jaejoong doesn't hesitate to tell him that he's taken. Jaejoong is his and the man wants no one else but him. He has every right to tell them to back off and leave his angel alone.
Hearing Changmin's enraged voice, Yunho sighs and Jaejoong stiffens in his embrace. He's here. "What are you doing here? You are not allowed to be in here!" The pair walks up to them, hands intertwined, with Changmin stabbing Geunsuk's chest with a finger.
Geunsuk swats Changmin's finger away and grins at Jaejoong's presence. "Jaejoong!" Jaejoong hides behind Yunho, gripping onto his hand so tight that it's almost painful. "Don't I get a hug? Aren't we friends?"
"Can't you take a hint? No one wants you here. Get lost." Junsu says. He's really mad now. He knows the stalker has been following them, but he didn't think he'd get past the security guards. Jaejoong is obviously scared of him. What would it take for this man to leave his friend alone?
He could only raise a brow when Geunsuk looks at him, a smirk playing on his lips. "You really need to learn how to shut up, you handicap."
"What was that?" Jaejoong steps out from behind Yunho, furious. "What did you call my baby Junsu?" Geunsuk can talk shit about him for all he cares, but he's not allowed to do that to Yunho, Junsu, or any one of his friends. He just doesn't have the right to fucking do that. "You insolent piece of shit."
Maybe Yunho is right. Maybe the only way to stop Geunsuk is if he goes Bruce Lee on him. The three could only stare in horror as Jaejoong grabs a fistful of Geunsuk's hair and scratches his face over and over with his rather long nails.
Or maybe Naomi Campbell would do.
(Really, Yunho thought he'd witness some punching and kicking but then again, Jaejoong isn't fond of roughhousing.
Unless it's in bed.)
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a/n: credits to leto-sama for the very first line lol i'm very hungry and i'm sleepy and irdk ;; yoosu has issues too, yes ><