"Nature, like a woman, will seduce you with its sights and its scents and its touch, and then it breaks your ankle, also like a woman."
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My brain is a vacuum in regards to writing right now. I need a plot bunny and I don't have one, and it's driving me crazy slowly. And so, because I'm incorrigible (not in a good sense, just in the sense of not being able to correct my own behavior), I stalk the kink memes looking for prompts or epiphanies, and of course I get tangled up in another ( Read more... )

Okay, fine, so I caved and got myself on twitter. I have... like no idea whatsoever what I'm doing and I sincerely doubt I'm gonna be tweeting anything interesting, but you should all tell me who you are if you're there so that I could follow you. :D I'm @kianspo, predictably, if that tells you anything. Boy, I feel like a dummy. Anyway, come say ( Read more... )

So because we don't work around here for the better part of May, it's holiday today and it was holiday yesterday, and my friend and I went out to see a film. We watched Hunger Games which I missed when it was on, and I made the conclusion that I want Eurovision to be conducted along the similar rules. However! That's not what I want to share today.

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Don't worry, my workload is climbing back, so I'll stop with the spam soon enough. Today was a strange day. God save you from dealing with Chinese diplomacy. You'll feel inferior and stupid every time. After which I went to my yoga class... where I haven't been since May, I think. The instructor decided that there was no time like the present to ( Read more... )

I wanted to use my 'I'm not amused' icon, but then realised that, in point of fact, I am amused. At the dawn of days, before I built a house and planted a tree in the screwed up wonderland that is LJ, I was using FFN for posting my stories and reading stuff. For a while, I did both, but then my computer and FFN's new layout decided they hated each ( Read more... )

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It's cold in my flat, and socks keep me warm, and when I opened the drawer I found 7(!) single socks from different pairs. I don't even know what to say to that. Why do socks do that? More importantly, how?

I went to the mall and nearly got squished between the automatic doors because the photoelectric sensor didn't see me. Like, I was right there! ( Read more... )

God, I hate editing. I HATE it. Not like assimilating corrections, that's nice enough, amusing even, facepalming aside. But I hate rewriting stuff. I'm so bad at rewriting separate scenes. Like to take this one scene and change things and then put it back in and smooth transitions and then do it all over again until the whole thing feels like a ( Read more... )

Does anybody else think that some of LJ's vgifts are created by deeply demented people...?
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