I don't know what to make of this story

So there's this girl, and she's a stereotypical fanbraty fangirl. She hates Disney, loves the Orginazation, and wishes Kairi would burn in Hell.

But it turns out that she's actually Kairi an Sora's daughter, and they were hiding her from Maleficent in the Virtual Earth, and she gets her own Keyblade and goes on ( Read more... )

Ever heard the phrase "do not feed the trolls"? Do not feed the Sues. Please, they are an easily-hungering thing.

I mean, I ignored it the first time. Really, I did. I sort of scoffed and rolled my eyes and this silly idea of a Canon Add-In. I mean, as much as the fandom loves bashing Kairi, they would leap at this. ... What? They would.But you ( Read more... )

 This is what I get for running around The Pit trying to find something even remotely funny to laugh at. This one was about the musical tastes of the Org. It might have been funny, but it's sadly, no.

Xemnas does not sound like a dying cat. Axel does not seem to be the type to go, "RAWWR! GRAH! -guitar solo- RAWWRW!" Xaldin and German metal in the ( Read more... )

Dear fangirls.

I'm happy that you all agree with us that Mary Sues, OCs, purple prose and the like are annoying. However, if you are going to work on a parody fics, put some effort into it. A fic like this:

Once upon a time there was a super speshul girl named Mary Sue who had long raven black hair with silver and green and orange highlights and a ( Read more... )

A quick one, here.

School plays. Plays in general. Kingdom Hearts characters in high school being cast for a big play. Sounds like High School Musical, right thar. Pretty common theme, right ( Read more... )

Nnngh, guuuuys. Stop sending me sobbing PMs lamenting the death of my fic that I haven't updated in six months! IT ATEN'T DEAD ( Read more... )

Okay. I do indeed love TLS in all its shapes and forms but the next time I hear someone proclaim in a high fangirlish voice "OMG TLS IS TEH BEST KH FANFICTION EVAR!!1! *giggle* EVEN BETTER THAN LOTR!" I am going to take out my shotgun and SLAUGHTER YOU ALL.

Attention all parody!fic writers! It was amusing for a while to see all of the HIDEOUS MUTANT LOVECHILDREN OF TLS AND A TROLL!FIC parodies of Mary Sues and badfic parading out there in fanfiction.net. But for the love of all that is holy STOP WRITING BADFIC IN DISGUISE. There are several very good parodies out there. TLS and Tea for Two being ( Read more... )

Particular posts on this community (about Mary Sues, OOC characters, fanon vs canon, and assorted what-have-you) inspired me to make some humorous observations about the Nobodies. Here they are in prose form, since I'm much more comfortable with that than any type of essay writing. If this post is inappropriate or belongs in
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I updated Invasion of a Mary Sue~ ♥

Starting from [pg.4]~~~

The next few pages will come out faster because I still have another week of Spring Break >:D!. And I couldn't wait to show you guys because of the Chaser post below XDDD. The outfits keep getting more Sailor Moon~A very special person to Hikarix will soon be showing up. Don't remember ( Read more... )