10-10-2008

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Anyone else feel like today's date has some sort of significance?

Sounds like one of those cheap long-distance calling numbers touted by the likes of John Stamos...

I see these things when I close my eyes. They are thins you haven't seen yet, but probably will based on the direction we as a society - as a species - are going at the moment. Well, let's get started ( Read more... )

There is never any need to rip someone a new one...

...unless the first one has closed up...

Stranger in the night...

I'm strange in the daytime,
but I'm stranger in the night...

Style is the pretense at faking substance...

Substance is that which removes the need for style...

For those with substance, style is the misnomer given to the act of "being oneself."

Many people go to great lengths to make their lives into a drama.

Why then is it odd that I should choose to make my life into a sitcom?

Have a self-deprecating sense of humor.

That way, you will always have at least one poor fool to laugh at.

It is amazing how you are not useful until you realize that you are useless.

Work with your hands ( Read more... )

Wisdom by inductance:

Assume nothing is true, then prove yourself wrong.

All your life, you hear the explaination about the difference between an optimist (dreamer, escapist, etc.) and a pessimist (realist, etc.). It goes as such ( Read more... )

I'm very lucky. The only time I was ever up shit creek, I just happened to have a paddle with me.

The only reason life isn't black and white is because someone with something to hide gets creative with the crayons...

The craziest and most dangerous idea on this planet is the possibility that I just might be sane.