Recently I had a dream that I was a white canine (somewhere between wolf and fox) being pursued by a band of gentlemen in black trench coats who wanted me dead. Despite my efforts to evade them (managed me some pretty sweet moves), they got me. They threw me on my side and bound me to the ground with leather cords and metal stakes. Then they cut ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night that Zim offered me a stack of radioactive, partially-cyberized pancakes- with a mad wicked-looking antenna sticking out the top- in exchange for my assistance in subjugating the rest of the human race. Ahh- with Zim's Jolly Boots of Doom, Gir's inexhaustable supply of Super Squeaky Piggies and my awesome ninja powers, no one ( Read more... )

I had a dream that Stephen Colbert was my gynecologist.

Why I decided to share this, I'm not entirely sure. At any rate... it's back to dreamland I go.

Okay- this one started out as some kind of episode of MTV's "Cribs" at Beyonce's house, oddly enough. ( Click to read on!!! )

It's weird.. The past few days I've awoken in a very disoriented state- I keep expecting to find myself in my old bedroom at my parents' house, even though I haven't lived there for nearly four years ( Read more... )

Well, not a whole lot to report other than that I had another weird dream last night ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night that there was some prophecy stating that Jay from the Insane Clown Posse was going to come and take over the world.. Don't remember a whole lot, except that my old roommate Jim was the one that revealed it to me. Violent Jay appeared as Jim foretold, wearing a purple, pink, geen and gold shiny suit and top hat. Then some ( Read more... )

This time I was in a church/religious building of some sort with a bunch of people.. We were all scared of something. We were given instructions on how to hide under the pues with a mattress. Then Nazis came and started shooting people. I tried to dive under the pue that I'd earlier claimed, but found one of the three stooges- the bald one- had ( Read more... )

Yeah.. So this dream actually disturbed me quite a bit ( Read more... )

Well, since people seem to be sharing their dreams too, here's one for yas...

I was running down a hallway being chased by Carrot Top, who was wearing nought but a wooley brown bathrobe.

Did you know the guy benches like 300 POUNDS?!?!? Just think: THAT head, on a reaaally muscley body. CHASING YOU!!!

Fucking. CREEPY.In other news... My thumb ( Read more... )