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Well, not a whole lot to report other than that I had another weird dream last night.
Some friends and I were sliding super fast down a HuUUUUUuUUuUGE rainbow that started up in space. It was like super awesome and fun until we looked behind us and saw a giant disembodied Jesus Christ head chomping down the rainbow at lightening speed after us. It had rotting flesh and was wearing the Crown of Thorns, and streams of blood flew out behind it like ribbons in the wind. It was friggin' scary as hell, and we were naturally flipping the fuck out.
The rainbow then began twisting and turning and bucking like crazy as we continued downward, so we had to hold on to the sides to avoid being thrown off into the grand, frigid abyss of space.
At some point we reached the bottom. It was in the parking lot of a strip mall. There were sex toys piled knee-deep all around, and everyone started to pick them up, and then throw them around or smack one another upside the head with them and stuff.
Somewhere in the mess I found this weird belt with a silver buckle in the shape of a woman's genitalia. To open it you had to insert a coin. The giant chomping Jesus Christ head was no where to be found by that point, and oddly enough, no one seemed to care or even really remember that it had just been bearing down on us with murderous intent.
Some friends and I were sliding super fast down a HuUUUUUuUUuUGE rainbow that started up in space. It was like super awesome and fun until we looked behind us and saw a giant disembodied Jesus Christ head chomping down the rainbow at lightening speed after us. It had rotting flesh and was wearing the Crown of Thorns, and streams of blood flew out behind it like ribbons in the wind. It was friggin' scary as hell, and we were naturally flipping the fuck out.
The rainbow then began twisting and turning and bucking like crazy as we continued downward, so we had to hold on to the sides to avoid being thrown off into the grand, frigid abyss of space.
At some point we reached the bottom. It was in the parking lot of a strip mall. There were sex toys piled knee-deep all around, and everyone started to pick them up, and then throw them around or smack one another upside the head with them and stuff.
Somewhere in the mess I found this weird belt with a silver buckle in the shape of a woman's genitalia. To open it you had to insert a coin. The giant chomping Jesus Christ head was no where to be found by that point, and oddly enough, no one seemed to care or even really remember that it had just been bearing down on us with murderous intent.