Safely home
Well, the proceedure wasn't too bad, although I will say it's generally not how I'd chose to spend my mornings. Ouchy-ouchness. It was pretty frickin' freaky too to see my insides up on a tv screen-- I glanced upward, got majorly squicked out, and then turned and bit my thumb for the remainder of the process. Dr. Heurter kinda scared me- a bit of a stern woman.. But she was quick, and for that I was grateful.
After the proceedure, I left the doctors' office and treated myself to a breakfast Happy Meal at McDonald's. They have Neo Pet plushies now!! That made me really happy. I even got Rob n' Cat each one, too. When I turned around to leave though, there was this creeeeeeepy statue of Ronald McDonald sitting right behind me on a bench. Its arm was stretched over the back of the bench, seemingly in wait of some poor child to victimize. 'Cuz we all know how he's a pedophile and stuff. Then I looked at my kiddie cup. He was there, too-- smiling at me, his stupid face taking up almost the WHOLE thing!!!
I didn't even want to hold it anymore, let alone drink from it.. But I wanted my damn PowerAde, so I sucked it down as I hopped on the bus home. I sat the Ronald cup on the seat beside me and turned it so it could no longer leer at me. Then when I got off the bus, I flattened it, brought it to the post office, and mailed it to my sister. Well, 'cuz y'know.. Better she have it than me.
After the proceedure, I left the doctors' office and treated myself to a breakfast Happy Meal at McDonald's. They have Neo Pet plushies now!! That made me really happy. I even got Rob n' Cat each one, too. When I turned around to leave though, there was this creeeeeeepy statue of Ronald McDonald sitting right behind me on a bench. Its arm was stretched over the back of the bench, seemingly in wait of some poor child to victimize. 'Cuz we all know how he's a pedophile and stuff. Then I looked at my kiddie cup. He was there, too-- smiling at me, his stupid face taking up almost the WHOLE thing!!!
I didn't even want to hold it anymore, let alone drink from it.. But I wanted my damn PowerAde, so I sucked it down as I hopped on the bus home. I sat the Ronald cup on the seat beside me and turned it so it could no longer leer at me. Then when I got off the bus, I flattened it, brought it to the post office, and mailed it to my sister. Well, 'cuz y'know.. Better she have it than me.