Here are a few strange quotes I came across on the Internet. They just made me go "what?!?!" They are also pretty funny, considering that these people thing they are actually being smart.

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus is Jewish.

Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA.You really need to listen to ( Read more... )

I've said at times how I like to play on answerbag every now and then. Well, one of the questions that asked is the following:

Take a quote, find a good place to stop, and then finish it with the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants!"

A lot of people like this question and I've received some very funny answers! Need a laugh? Take a look!

1. "Four ( Read more... )

Today I finished reading Hard Questions, Heart Answers by The Reverend Bernice A. King ( Read more... )

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. ( Read more... )

So, tonight I finished reading Anne Lamott's Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith.

I liked that book, too, but I think one does need to read Travelling Mercies before reading this book ( Read more... )

So, I went to the library again today. This time I got to talk to somebody who I could get to take the fees off of my card. I check out two books by Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies and Plan B: Further Thoughts On Faith. I've only just started reading Traveling Mercies (44 pages in ( Read more... )

I liked today's quote. It also kind of goes with the word I chose for today's word for the day!

To find a person who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. - Robert Brault, software developer, writer (1938- )

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Bridget

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So, I was doing a Yahoo! Crossword with Briana and watching VH1's 40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes (I think that was the title - it was something similar) and they were talking about one of Jessica Simpson's "quotes." One of the answers in the crossword was "Tudor." I was being silly, ( Read more... )

"Life is a fairly good play with a poorly written third act." - Truman Capote

"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it." - Hank Ketcham, comic artist (1920-2001)

Of course, my mom goes, "battery?" My sister, who is further than me than my mom is, heard "flattery" just fine.

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Bridget