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Poll Praise Jesus you have no lifeWEDDING FRIDAY NIGHT.  CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR A DRUNK POST.

Tonight, we celebrate the stupidity of a state other than Texas. I'm talking about Virginia, the land of Washington (slave-owner) and Jefferson (slave-owner) and now this asshole.

Thoughts?

Poll carry me back to...oh are you fucking kidding me?

PS: Please feel free to disagree in the comments.

If I'm not around this week...it's because my parents are going to the BCS Championship game for their anniversary. *\o/* And a Longhorn friend and I get to go with them! I'm willing to ride in a car with my parents, round trip total of 12+ hours. That's how much I want to see this game.

ETA: If you're a 'Bama fan...please don't tell me right ( Read more... )

Check it!  I can read a calendar!

Poll flick a switch and open your third eyeSurely I don't need to remind you which two six-foot-plus CW stars are Texans?  I SHOULD HOPE NOT.

*STFU. I was in Iowa.

Also: Deep Fried Butter

Poll a family of trees want it

In which I love them a little more than I did before.

They talk about their favorite restaurants and I've eaten at all of them.  I'm...creepy proud of that.  pdragon76 are you listening to this?  Make a list.  Start with Mi Cocina.  Their guacamole kicks ASS and you can get the nachos with beans instead of meat.  Oh, and the spinach/mushroom quesadillas ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris, I love you.  I do.  I had a friend who was cast as an extra on your epic show, and he had only good things to say.  Also, your house (well, one of your many houses in Dallas), was surprisingly normal, and located a few blocks from mine.  I used to jog past it in the summer.  And I still remember the year you gave out autographs for ( Read more... )

First of all, let it not be forgotten that tonight marks the final night of the siege of the Alamo! Just before dawn on March 6th, Santa Anna attacked, took the Presidio, and killed all of the combatants (and a few of the non-combatants, too). And then he inspected, identified, and burned their bodies, because he was such a classy guy he couldn't ( Read more... )

I know there are some Buckeyes out there.  So I'm gonna keep this brief.  *ahem*

VINDICATED.

That is all.