Congratulations, Jim Carrey. I am never, ever, in the history of time, ever buying a ticket to one of your movies again. I will never rent them on Netflix. I will never watch them on airplanes. I will never look back with fondness on Ace Ventura and all its stupid glory.

Because you think rape is funnyI talked about Ben Roethlisberger and rape ( Read more... )

This is just.... Listen, religion is a touchy subject, but we can all get behind the importance of the protection of little kids, right? Like, save-the-children seems to be a universal concept. ( So what the EVERLOVING FUCK? )

The latest from the infamous Ross Douthat: "In Search of a Jewish Narnia"

( Check your wardrobes, people! WE'VE GOT TO FIND JEWLAND! )

I have the clear-headedness of Bikram yoga and the courage of a large margarita and it is time to say this shit out loud. Um, if you want something less profane, I suggest you read this, you'll have an idea of what I mean without any of the cussing and a lot more of the sense-making.

( cussing, spoilers for all aired Supernatural, and mild Sookie Stackhouse books 3 and 4. )

July's hiatus interrupted to bring you a few pieces of personal outrage.

1) Roman Polanski. SERIOUSLY? Okay, I'm going to have to go with Jezebel on this one:

FUGITIVE. CHILD. RAPIST.

2) Phyllis Schlafy.. Who just received an "American Hero of the Century Award". YOU KNOW WHO DESERVED THAT AWARD? ALICE PAUL AND LUCY BURNS. ALICE PAUL AND ( Read more... )

First of all, let's start with the title of this asinine article: "When you have the chance, always go pro--Even before injury, Sooners’ Bradford was foolish to return to school." Oh goody.

Despite our fascination with wealth and celebrity and professional athletes, we still have a soft spot for athletes who pass up the money, even if only for a ( Read more... )

REGARDING CIVIL CHARGES FILED AGAINST BEN ROETHLISBERGER:

You may remember the inappropriately familiar Schmuck from Temple, whom today we shall call Asshat. Asshat de-escalated recently, so I put off having a confrontation with him. Today, however, my better judgment did not prevail. My temper won the day. I debated about posting, but three ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris, I love you.  I do.  I had a friend who was cast as an extra on your epic show, and he had only good things to say.  Also, your house (well, one of your many houses in Dallas), was surprisingly normal, and located a few blocks from mine.  I used to jog past it in the summer.  And I still remember the year you gave out autographs for ( Read more... )

Somebody totally lifted my backpack at the Copenhagen train station today.  Everything important was in my H&M canvas bag over my shoulder, but my fleece-lined goretex is history.  And so is the down vest I borrowed from another girl.  It happened SO FAST.  Four of us split a cab to the station.  We unloaded the cab, I had never taken my messenger ( Read more... )