This may end up horrendously long. Such is your fate for toying with that which man was not meant to know - shit in my journal.

There's a character bio meme popping around that I've seen on a few blogs and I figured since I'm trying to ramp up my writery flow (of which I am told everybody wants to know where I procure such funky, funky variety ( Read more... )

... but I took it for shits and felt compelled to post it due to the second and last result lines. They gave me a good lol for different reasons.

edit: Dennis going nuts didn't make me laugh. It just made me nod at my monitor.

Your Political Profile

Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
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Well, someone certainly knew where my happy button was ...


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There are few things as sigularly painful as planning out all sorts of things to put into an assignment, and finding out your allotted word count is enough to do about ONE THIRD OF THEM ( Read more... )

Just in case we all needed this fact scientifically quantified -

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 ( ( Read more... )

Let's get something out of the way right off the bat...


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So I'm on my lunch break... my amazingly superb 2 hour lunch break. The stupid h00r that runs our schedules now reinstated the 2 hour lunches yesterday. So now everything she took away she just reapplied to the schedules, but she still won't admit she fucked up somewhere. Naturally. AND apparently some guy that sat like 30 feet away from me was ( Read more... )

Casino is seriously one of the best movies. Ever ( Read more... )

I think I took this before, but I don't recall. In any case, I'm just procrastinating because today's the deadline for the current book....

I Am A: True Neutral Elf Ranger Bard

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is ( Read more... )