N-Naomi Watts is playing Narcissa Malfoy?  D-Draco is the love child of Jason Isaacs and Naomi Watts?

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Also, rather self-explanatorily:

Jack Davenport eating cookies.  (Unfortunately, in my opinion, the "plot twist" doesn't really work - the continuity is too good...)

Jack Davenport as an aristocratic hamster.

Jack Davenport ranting about naked women.

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I was going to prepare a rant about how Jack Davenport >>>> Orlando Bloom, but then I checked his profile on IMDb and got immensely distracted by the fact that he played "Matt Damon's love interest" (<- IMDb writes, not I) in The Talented Mr. Ripley.  Clearly every tiny leetle interest in my life has been dictated by influences that take root in ( Read more... )

A webcomic starring Neil Gaiman, Tim Burton, and Jack Sparrow starting from No. 7. This is absolutely priceless. I have tears in my eyes. XD

Had good fun yesterday with the girls at our "musical reunion", where we managed a rather decent rendering of "Yo-Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)" within less than ten minutes (aye, the art of sight-reading has been mastered). Also, followed someone's advice in jacksparrowfans and swam in Nat's backyard pool with the PotC soundtrack booming out from the balcony. ( ( Read more... )

Since there really is absolutely no way that I'll see anymore Johnny Depp movies until his new ones come out (in less than a month... LOL), unless the library actually buys those I wrote in their suggestion book, which I highly doubt, I'll put the whole thing here for reference.

( My Johnny Depp Movie Ratings )

OH MY GOD HELP ME I AM HYPERVENTILATING.

Getting over the James "007" Norrington bit, the extra scene bit, even possibly the whole bloody thing which really sets of my Meeting Celebrity In Everyday Life Complex, and this is really, REALLY, difficult for me, but: the. screenwriter. has. an. e-mail. address.

Two words: Bootstrap. Sequel.

*gasp*

Guy From Art Gallery is currently at our house convincing my dad that Adobe Photoshop version 8 will solve all his problems concerning printing out photo-quality pictures of his paintings. My mom has already agreed to get it once it comes out.

High-five, petronia! XD

*dies of happiness*