"taking back (my) body in 8 weeks...:"
whatever you do, don't laugh at me. ...I'm on a complete cellulite program.
you see, i didn't get into this intentionally; my sister is writing an article on cellulite and reducing it and needed 5 guinea pigs to test out the 5 different cellulute treatment programs. lucky me, i was one of those rodents. I have to use this program for 8 weeks and submit to her every so often my "progress."
my routine:
morning- 1. take 7 (fat a$$) multivitamin and antioxidant dietary supplements. these things really are huge especially considering how i couldn't swallow pine nuts 2 yrs ago. 2. apply a body scrub to my cellulite and stretch marks. 3. use my firm and tone serum on the same areas as in number 2.
night- 1. take 6 fat a$$ pills. 2. use body scrub. 3. use firm and tone serum.
I DON"T HAVE TIMMMMME FOR THeeeeeeeeeS. i can't shower twice a day annnnd take alll those pills. i can't swallow pills period. also, what am i going to do when i'm in africa next week? like i'm gonna say, "hey there's a pool of water! let me take a dip with the rhinos so i can apply my anti cellulit body scrub! :) :) :)."
this is so silly. i'm ranting about stretch marks and cottage cheese in skin form
onto other news i only smoked one cigarette today. this is an amazing feat so don't be stingy on your congratulations. it was at the mall, near the grocery store and in a shaded corner. of course, my mom has lots of friends who don't work and could very well be shopping. i've already had a few almost run-ins while on "walks" around my 'hood. i think my parents are done andd are sleeping. i think i'll tall cait i love her and go outside to my usual, side-of-the-house corner that I go to when I'm need of a helping hand, my lady nicotine.
okay, i'm done. peace.
you see, i didn't get into this intentionally; my sister is writing an article on cellulite and reducing it and needed 5 guinea pigs to test out the 5 different cellulute treatment programs. lucky me, i was one of those rodents. I have to use this program for 8 weeks and submit to her every so often my "progress."
my routine:
morning- 1. take 7 (fat a$$) multivitamin and antioxidant dietary supplements. these things really are huge especially considering how i couldn't swallow pine nuts 2 yrs ago. 2. apply a body scrub to my cellulite and stretch marks. 3. use my firm and tone serum on the same areas as in number 2.
night- 1. take 6 fat a$$ pills. 2. use body scrub. 3. use firm and tone serum.
I DON"T HAVE TIMMMMME FOR THeeeeeeeeeS. i can't shower twice a day annnnd take alll those pills. i can't swallow pills period. also, what am i going to do when i'm in africa next week? like i'm gonna say, "hey there's a pool of water! let me take a dip with the rhinos so i can apply my anti cellulit body scrub! :) :) :)."
this is so silly. i'm ranting about stretch marks and cottage cheese in skin form
onto other news i only smoked one cigarette today. this is an amazing feat so don't be stingy on your congratulations. it was at the mall, near the grocery store and in a shaded corner. of course, my mom has lots of friends who don't work and could very well be shopping. i've already had a few almost run-ins while on "walks" around my 'hood. i think my parents are done andd are sleeping. i think i'll tall cait i love her and go outside to my usual, side-of-the-house corner that I go to when I'm need of a helping hand, my lady nicotine.
okay, i'm done. peace.