Rating: K+

Iruka blinked.  Then blinked again.

Then he started throwing sharp, pointy things.  “Out!  Out!  OUT!  You’re WAY too old to be trick-or-treating!”

“But Irrruuuukaa-senseeeeeiii-”

“Did you HONESTLY think that crappy genjutsu would fool me?!”  Iruka threw more spikey ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Kakashi narrowed his eye and mentally frowned.  His opponent had opened with a bold move-bolder than usual.  Time to re-evaluate his current strategy; he was not going to lose, not with so much at stake.

Carefully, he studied his options, weighed the pros and cons of each choice and came up with different ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Ibiki burrowed deeper into his coat and wondered what deity he had offended recently.  All he wanted to do was go to the Winter Festival and get some of Teuchi-san’s whiskey eggnog.  The nog in question was only made for the Festival and if he missed it…

“Three hundred sixty-two!  Three hundred sixty- ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Gai was involved in a Very Vigorous Challenge with his Esteemed Hip and Modern Rival, Kakashi, and as of Right Now, he was Not Winning.

At least his Eternal Rival had been Kind enough to Insist that they Not Do This in a Public and Highly Visible Area.  If they had, Gai would have been Terribly Self- ( Read more... )