Rating: T

( Underneath the Reputation )

Rating: T
( The Dare Itself )

Rating: K+

( 'Christmas Cheer' )

Rating: K+

Ibiki eyed at the atrocious…thing that Naruto had plopped in front of him.  It defied logic, common sense, and good taste.  If it had been green, he would have sworn that it came from the distorted and disturbed mind of Maito Gai.  It was horrific.

“No.”

“‘No’?  Whadda hell you mean, ‘no ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Ibiki burrowed deeper into his coat and wondered what deity he had offended recently.  All he wanted to do was go to the Winter Festival and get some of Teuchi-san’s whiskey eggnog.  The nog in question was only made for the Festival and if he missed it…

“Three hundred sixty-two!  Three hundred sixty- ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Of all the things Ibiki expected, this was no one of them.

Iruka smiled at him hungrily and crooked a finger.  “What’s the hold-up?”

“What is this?”

“Don’t start analysing things now! Get your sorry scarred ass up here and shut the hatch behind you!”  Brown eyes glared at ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Ibiki was-officially-having a Bad Day.

He had woken up after a poor night’s sleep (he never slept well in the summer and it seemed that his air conditioner was on the frits again) and looked at the weather report and knew that the day had a bad start.  Extreme humidity and high temperatures-it was going ( Read more... )

Rating: T

Ibiki realised-about five sentences in-that he should have known better than to listen to Kakashi.

This is what he got for having no social life.  If he had gotten out more often, he never would have read every single book, scroll, paper, and report on torture and interrogation that had come through ( Read more... )

Rating: K+

Ibiki glared.

The jounin trembled.

“Are you sure of this?”  Ibiki demanded, growling out the words.

The other ninja swallowed hard.  “Quite sure, Morino-sama.  There isn’t any left and they don’t expect to see another shipment until Tuesday at the-”

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