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Well, here I am, back from the DMV. Legally identified and legally able to drive for 6 more years. I asked the lady at the DMV in a carefully non-belligerent, non-confrontational tone, after the fact, why a copy of my birth certificate and social security card were necessary (along with my old DL) to get a new one. Because anyone with $15 and basic ( Read more... )

Wouldn't you absolutely love to spend countless hours crafting an extremely long story, get it in by your appointed deadline and get it posted only to have the very first comment (an anonymous comment btw) be:

"Is everybody gay in this story? I have a thing about that. But either way, I'll read the story, I just wanna know...sorry."Like the ( Read more... )

You know, other than the tornado watch (which according to all the local meteorologists isn't very serious, just a precaution), this is my kind of evening ( Read more... )

Y'know? I'm so totally a live and let live kinda gal ( Read more... )

Oh lady of the obnoxiously loud voice in my store today, please tell me you didn't really name your daughter Echinacea. But you must have because that's what you called her and she responded to it. Maybe her true response was when she vomited all over the front of my counter. And what did you do? You asked for a paper towel, shoved it in her hand ( Read more... )

In the old Steve Martin movie 'Parenthood', a young Keanu Reeves is talking about his neglectful, abusive father. He ends up saying "You need a license to own a dog. Hell, you even need a license to fish. But any asshole can have a child ( Read more... )

Me: Thank you for calling Blockbuster at XYZ. This is Dawn, how may help you ( Read more... )

Did you ever do something stupid? I mean really, really stupid? Hit me upside the head with a 2X4 if I ever do it again stupid ( Read more... )