You know, I was thinking for a second that it would be kind of fun to have an entire library dedicated to useless information, and then realized a second afterwards that we have this thing, it is called the internet. Although it is a fact that porn clogs up the wheels of self-education quite a bit.

My boss should just get a new damn air conditioning ( Read more... )

(lvsinsanity, I know you know this, because I am a babbler ( Read more... )

I have silence of the mind. It's what happens when I look at paper or the keyboard, trying to write anything from a blog entry to a chapter of story. My mind goes utterly blank and refuses to throw me anything that might be an interesting comment. I'm not really sure how much of a conversationalist I'll be tonight, either. I've been pretty ( Read more... )

I regularly get the entire soundtrack of Wicked stuck in my head. This is a momentary setback on my path to glory. In the meantime, Defying Gravity owns my soul.

Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.Apparently my designated weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse is...a karaoke machine. With this machine, I shall do great damage to the opposing force ( Read more... )

HA HAAAAAA.

Terry Jones Cancels Plans to Burn QuranComplete with bullshit, lying backpedaling. It's like an internet wank all over again ( Read more... )

Parents, do you know what's a really fucking shitty thing to do? Sending your child with a case of head lice to our daycare, repeatedly, even though you know they have the bugs in their hair and you haven't given them treatment yet. That's fucking shitty. And then you go and tell me that 'you didn't want the child to feel ostracized because of his ( Read more... )

So, yesterday the trip to the Renaissance Festival ended up in this GPS-spawned horror that led through winding, bumpy country roads. I hate those roads. I hate them because I have motion sickness like crazy, which is why I never venture onto roller coasters. There were hours of hell in which we went to a strange location coded as '0004' on the GPS ( Read more... )

Yesterday and today, I've been overwhelmed by nausea at the same time each day: around six 'o clock, pushing to around eleven. Last night, I was lightly nauseous enough to not trust myself to eat too much, despite having hunger pains along with the nausea. I have no idea what's wrong with me. I suppose it could be many things: I'm just getting over ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I fly to Belgium. I am...simultaneously hyped, pumped, and full of careful and anal-retentive worry that I might just leave behind something highly crucial. I have carefully placed everything I need on my dresser, and have made a list. (Yes. I really am this insane about traveling. Better safe than sorry.)

brownie_utonium arrived Sunday evening, and I ( Read more... )