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itssextillion

0.02 ☣ video

Jun 25, 2010 01:01

So I've noticed you radians have been been showing up in Violet City. I'm sure most of you are gonna try to challenge that gym leader what the factor is that 000s name ...-Faulker, right? I've got something good to sell you all. A zetta rare Pokemon for a total of 1,000 ye--Pokedollars.

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[A scowl.] You fractals better buy them.

sales pitch, #location: violet city, rocket assignment

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notconnie June 25 2010, 06:02:30 UTC

This smells like a scam to me.

itssextillion June 25 2010, 06:42:25 UTC

Only because you've got your nose stuck so far up your ass you can smell Ø but shit.

notconnie June 26 2010, 03:00:14 UTC

...Is using stupid math references your solution to everything, or were you just brain-damaged as a child?

itssextillion June 26 2010, 03:07:30 UTC

Mathematics is the solution to everything. Have you always been a zetta pussy or did someone cut off your balls?

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overthedratini June 25 2010, 06:24:08 UTC

You're... Selling Pokemon? Aren't they your partners?

itssextillion June 25 2010, 06:45:41 UTC

These aren't and they need a home.

overthedratini June 25 2010, 06:51:31 UTC

... They need a home? But you're putting price tags on them...

itssextillion June 25 2010, 07:13:54 UTC

Well, it's similar to the Pokemon you can win at the arcades with coins. But ... with Pokedollars, duh. Cutting out the middle steps from the equation.

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[Video] savedinapinch June 25 2010, 10:02:36 UTC

[Okay. She didn't really pay attention to any of that, Papa always told her to ignore the people who are always trying to sell something in the city, but she just has to ask...]

What on Gaia is a zetta?

[Video] itssextillion June 25 2010, 23:01:23 UTC

It's a prefix denoting sextillion.

[Video] savedinapinch June 26 2010, 08:29:48 UTC

A prefix denoting what?

[Video + Text] itssextillion June 26 2010, 18:08:54 UTC

[siiiiigh.]

[sent in text.]
1021

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honor_first June 25 2010, 10:37:47 UTC

[SOUNDS LEGIT.]

Heeey, we're on our way to Violet City!
That pokemon you're selling will take down a gym leader?

itssextillion June 25 2010, 23:15:33 UTC

A water type.

honor_first June 26 2010, 03:34:36 UTC

Awww. I've already got a water-type in my team...

itssextillion June 26 2010, 18:09:10 UTC

You could add another?

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brbjudgingyou June 25 2010, 12:10:26 UTC

Oh that's convincing.

itssextillion June 25 2010, 23:01:56 UTC

It's this or a preferable alternative solution.

brbjudgingyou June 25 2010, 23:09:08 UTC

Preferable solution. That would be...?

itssextillion June 25 2010, 23:17:07 UTC

I believe the correct definition is hard sell.

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