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[itssextillion]

So I've noticed you radians have been been showing up in Violet City. I'm sure most of you are gonna try to challenge that gym leader what the factor is that 000s name ...-Faulker, right? I've got something good to sell you all. A zetta rare Pokemon for a total of 1,000 ye--Pokedollars.

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[A scowl.] You fractals better buy them.

Comments

[honor_first]

[SOUNDS LEGIT.]

Heeey, we're on our way to Violet City!
That pokemon you're selling will take down a gym leader?

[itssextillion]

A water type.

[honor_first]

Awww. I've already got a water-type in my team...

[itssextillion]

You could add another?

[honor_first]

I don't know. It'd have to be a really, really powerful water pokemon. Sidewinder is a rough-and-tumble kind of crab.

[itssextillion]

... [shrug] Your loss, radian.

[honor_first]

[Baffled blink.]

Radian? No, my name's Zack!

[itssextillion]

[shrug, SORRY MAN HE DOESN'T CARE and probably won't remember that.] If you say so.