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[itssextillion]

So I've noticed you radians have been been showing up in Violet City. I'm sure most of you are gonna try to challenge that gym leader what the factor is that 000s name ...-Faulker, right? I've got something good to sell you all. A zetta rare Pokemon for a total of 1,000 ye--Pokedollars.

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[A scowl.] You fractals better buy them.

Comments

[brbjudgingyou]

Oh that's convincing.

[itssextillion]

It's this or a preferable alternative solution.

[brbjudgingyou]

Preferable solution. That would be...?

[itssextillion]

I believe the correct definition is hard sell.

[brbjudgingyou]

Do you think beating people senseless with a fish will help you?

[itssextillion]

... It might.

[brbjudgingyou]

Can't say I'm surprised at your logic.

[itssextillion]

... well it might give them experience.

[brbjudgingyou]

Fair enough. But why are you having to sell them in the first place?

[itssextillion]

Support. [aka grunt work] Like standing at walls but 5x duller.

[brbjudgingyou]

But Magikarp?

[itssextillion]

Not my choice.

[brbjudgingyou]

Now that's interesting to note.

[itssextillion]

Oh yeah?

[brbjudgingyou]

Mmmhmm!

[ all the answer you're going to get, you know. ]