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[itssextillion]

So I've noticed you radians have been been showing up in Violet City. I'm sure most of you are gonna try to challenge that gym leader what the factor is that 000s name ...-Faulker, right? I've got something good to sell you all. A zetta rare Pokemon for a total of 1,000 ye--Pokedollars.

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[A scowl.] You fractals better buy them.

Comments

[notconnie]

This smells like a scam to me.

[itssextillion]

Only because you've got your nose stuck so far up your ass you can smell Ø but shit.

[notconnie]

...Is using stupid math references your solution to everything, or were you just brain-damaged as a child?

[itssextillion]

Mathematics is the solution to everything. Have you always been a zetta pussy or did someone cut off your balls?

[notconnie]

Do you even listen to yourself? I can't even understand half of the crap you're saying to me.

[itssextillion]

That's 'cause you haven't got an ounce of brains.

[notconnie]

And you haven't got an ounce of sense. Someone's going to catch on that what you're doing is probably illegal in some way.

[itssextillion]

Sense is garbage, CRUNCH!! I'll add it to the heap.

[notconnie]

[ believe it or not, he starts slightly at the loud CRUNCH!! ]

...I'm pretty sure there's a special institution for people like you.

[itssextillion]

[ksfdas Sho lols.]

I'm pretty sure you should shut your factoring mouth before I really give you a function to scream about.

[notconnie]

E-Excuse me if I'm not threatened by a psychopath on a screen.

[ except the stammering might indicate differently. ]

[itssextillion]

Oh yeah?

[notconnie]

...Um. Yes.

[itssextillion]

Then how about face-2-face~?

[Yes this does mean if you arrive in violet city, expect to be stalked at some point.]

[notconnie]

L-Look, I'm not wasting my time with the criminally insane.

[ translation: i'm kind of terrified of you. and o-oh god he's headed there, too. THIS WILL END BADLY. ]

[itssextillion]

We'll see.

[just smiiiiiirking.]