So I didn't win Friday's Mega Millions Lotto. Grrr. But on the bright side, nobody did, so it's up to 50 million now. I'm so gonna win that 50 million on Tuesday. I just need the PERFECT 5 numbers.
I'm going to over-analyze the bejeezus out of this.

I'm not political. Just thought I'd get that out of the way. When a National Guardsman grilled me last night for a legitimate reason I wouldn't join, I told him that I'm disaffected, and that is the truth (interestingly, he was taken aback but told me that was the most straight-forward answer he'd ever received and gave me a pen ( Read more... )

It's cold, but I don't mind. The air has more of a brisk, cleanly cold feeling than just straight-up frigid. I'm wearing my "burglar cap", a hat I impulsively bought sometime ago and never wear because it's unflattering and makes me look like (go figure) a burglar. I sit down on the steps outside my apartment and light up a cigarette. I'm not ( Read more... )

From the moment you wake up, do you ever feel simply underwhelmed by life?  There may be a few small problems bothering you, but overall nothing really bad is happening; but likewise, nothing really good can be expected to happen either.  You're just here.  A waste of space.  The routine of your day-to-day has caught up with you and you'd like ( Read more... )