I'm torn. When I'm an English-native hamster bastardizing French and German to flirt with another English-native bunny who does have some small background in each language, but her heritage is French, how should I refer to her in regards to capitalization ( Read more... )

Memories are bubbling up this morning, and it seems to be storytime. Here's what I wrote as a Facebook comment reply, but it'll get clipped because it's too long for a Facebook comment. So here it is on LiveJournal, where it's an average-to-short post. Hooray, social context ( Read more... )

Greetings, O ye Vast Unpaid Research Department and underappreciated focus group! I'm starting to think about what I'm planning to perform onstage for this year's act ( Read more... )

I have an idea. Those of you around me, near Waukegan IL, would you like to have a Gardening Party? I'd have to ask my parents, but I think this might just be cool ( Read more... )

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I was sitting in bed last night, considering what to do for this coming year's act in the Midwest FurFest Furry Variety Show. In past years I've done flea circus acts, a clean variant of The Aristocrats, a striptease revealing a T-shirt stating "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME," and other quick and dirty sketches ( Read more... )

Making fuzzy friends at Midwest FurFest

I was probably in the back, making meatball sandwiches for everybody when they showed up. I love WBEZ, I listen to it daily. Yes, I am an NPR nerd.

Huzzah! I found my hamster suit ( Read more... )

YAY! I WON TEH PIRATEGAMES!I won in LiveJournal's "Tell Us Your Best Pirate Joke" contest ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about my stage act for the Furry Variety Show at this year's Midwest FurFestThe basic idea is to do an old-fashioned flea-circus act. We're on a budget, so we're down to one tiny tiny flea, Felicia. But she is a star gymnast ( Read more... )