"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe." - Neil Gaiman, Sandman"I was raised right - I talk ( Read more... )

talking about a weird guy following him around Königsplatz...
Me: Maybe he wanted to be your friend...
Justin: Maybe he wanted to be in me.

"The most successful low-carb diet plan, the Atkins Diet, seems to lean toward over indulgence. Eat as much cheese as you want! Gorge yourself on bacon bits, but God forbid you eat a nectarine! Isnt that the ( Read more... )

Josh says:
i'm going to ask tj to borrow $20
Karla says:
ew, and youll have to repay him in sexual favours
Josh says:
no, just cash
Karla says:
lol sure
Josh says:
and by cash i mean anal

TJ- I have lettuce sauce on my pants!
Josh- Uh, TJ...dont you mean 'salad dressing'?
TJ- No, lettuce sauce!

*discussing theme songs*
Josh- No, you need a new theme song....How ( Read more... )