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"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe." - Neil Gaiman, Sandman
"I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners." - Kathy Griffin
Boy #1, watching hobo who is asleep on the train: That motherfucker looks dead. I don't think he's breathing.
Boy #2: He doesn't need to breathe, he's a ninja.
- overheardinnyc.com
"You could be a genius but you try and write a postcard, you look like a moron. 'This city has big buildings. I like food. Bye.'" - Jim Gaffigan
"Is that a boob hanger?" - Robert, my 4 year old brother, upon seeing my bra
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?" - Ernest Hemingway
"Sudafed is good [for colds]. The real kind. They have the reformulated b.s. out on the shelves but the real stuff that wasn’t reformulated is behind the counter. You have to ask the pharmacist for it and then give your name and address and show them your license. It’s nuts. It’s harder to get Sudafed than it is to get a gun." - typbrunette
"You do not want to be cool in seventh grade. Seriously, all the seventh grade cool kids peak at sixteen and then spend the rest of their lives wishing for the glory days." - ER
"How do you tell somebody, that you care about deeply, 'I told you so'?" - Michael Scott, The Office US
"Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option."
"What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself." -Frank Crane
Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"I was one of those kids who always made fun of 'different' kids. Now I teach the 'different' kids. My heart breaks everyday. I'm so sorry for being a horrible person when I was younger. Eventually we grow up and realize we were wrong." - this postsecret secret
"It took us so long to realize that a purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." - Kurt Vonnegut
Little girl to popsicle: And then I'm going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Concerned mother: Kelly! I told you not to talk to popsicles!
- overheardeverywhere.com
"I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners." - Kathy Griffin
Boy #1, watching hobo who is asleep on the train: That motherfucker looks dead. I don't think he's breathing.
Boy #2: He doesn't need to breathe, he's a ninja.
- overheardinnyc.com
"You could be a genius but you try and write a postcard, you look like a moron. 'This city has big buildings. I like food. Bye.'" - Jim Gaffigan
"Is that a boob hanger?" - Robert, my 4 year old brother, upon seeing my bra
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?" - Ernest Hemingway
"Sudafed is good [for colds]. The real kind. They have the reformulated b.s. out on the shelves but the real stuff that wasn’t reformulated is behind the counter. You have to ask the pharmacist for it and then give your name and address and show them your license. It’s nuts. It’s harder to get Sudafed than it is to get a gun." - typbrunette
"You do not want to be cool in seventh grade. Seriously, all the seventh grade cool kids peak at sixteen and then spend the rest of their lives wishing for the glory days." - ER
"How do you tell somebody, that you care about deeply, 'I told you so'?" - Michael Scott, The Office US
"Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option."
"What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself." -Frank Crane
Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.
- overheardeverywhere.com
"I was one of those kids who always made fun of 'different' kids. Now I teach the 'different' kids. My heart breaks everyday. I'm so sorry for being a horrible person when I was younger. Eventually we grow up and realize we were wrong." - this postsecret secret
"It took us so long to realize that a purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." - Kurt Vonnegut
Little girl to popsicle: And then I'm going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Concerned mother: Kelly! I told you not to talk to popsicles!
- overheardeverywhere.com