June 18th 2006 & aug 2nd 2006
talking about a weird guy following him around Königsplatz...
Me: Maybe he wanted to be your friend...
Justin: Maybe he wanted to be in me.
"The most successful low-carb diet plan, the Atkins Diet, seems to lean toward over indulgence. Eat as much cheese as you want! Gorge yourself on bacon bits, but God forbid you eat a nectarine! Isnt that the antithetical to the dicipline of weight loss? It seems so off to me. Think of the damage it must do to your kidneys. Imagine the effect of the toxins that linger in your system when you dont take a crap for two weeks because you have no roughage in your system...its like cement for your bowels. PS - Those Atkins people get so mean! I think theyre angry at the world because they cant crap and they wont eat pizza."
-'The Fat Girls Guide To Life' by Wendy Shanker
"I can have the flu with a 103-degree temp in the middle of a blizzard but if I want icecream, goddamnit, screw the bra, I'll put on boots and a down coat over my PJs and go down to the corner store and buy it. What the hell is that about?"
-'The Fat Girls Guide To Life' by Wendy Shanker
"I really dont know where America got the whole 'Put another shrimp on the barbie' thing from! I mean we say it sometimes, as a joke...but I mean, we dont even eat shrimp! We eat prawns!" - Tara (the Aussie)
"I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff." - Vada, 'My Girl'
"When I was 16 I was in Venice and I saw one pidgeon eat another pidgeon....it changed my life." - Ross
Kate- Phil had a gay crush on Ryan Reynolds.
Karla- I dont blame him. I have a gay crush on Michelle Williams
Kate- I have a gay crush on Sarah Bernhardt...even though shes dead
Kate- *sings* You wanna fuck a corpseeeee, you wanna fuck a corpseeee...
Kate- Its not necrophelia, its historial love.
"They say you don't really know how you feel until you talk about it.
But for me, I don't really know how I feel until I see it on a postcard." - A letter to postsecret
Julia says:
Kelsey Grammer produces 'Girlfriends'?!
Julia says:
I feel like I'm on acid sometimes.
Cricket: Jesus is never mad at us if we live with Him in our hearts!
Tommy: I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.
- I <3 Huckabees
"Don't spend your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end it's only with yourself." - Baz Luhrmann
Guy who thinks cartoons are bad for kids: Bob the Builder, like the nazis, values work very, very highly….
Ed Helms: Did you know that Thomas the Tank Engine runs on jews?
- The Daily Show
Alex: I went to college on a wrestling scholarship. I played baseball, some basketball. But we'll go with football.
Chief: What the hell does football have to do with who cut the LVAD wires?
Alex: Let's say you were drafted to a team that wasn't your first pick. You know, you don't like the players. You hate the way they play the game. You even think the quarterback is full of crap. The quarterback's a pain in the ass you don't owe a damned thing to. But, it's your team. You don't quit. You don't talk to the press. You don't bitch to the coach. You just, you just go out there every Sunday and you make the blocks and you take the hits and you, you play to win. You show up and you suit up and you play, because it's your freaking team.
- Grey's Anatomy
Denny: [to Dr. Bailey, after Izzie leaves] I tricked her into marrying me. How smart am I?
- Grey's Anatomy
George: [to the Chief] Aren't you gonna say anything or ... I'm not gonna break... I'm starting to get a little freaked out, but I'm not gonna break. It's not because I don't care, because I do care what you think about me, I do. Care. I just can't tell you want you wanna hear. Which seems to be a theme in my life right now. Just because you can't say something doesn't mean you don't want to. You can want to very much. You can be with a person and be happy with them and not love them. And you can love somebody and not want to be with them. You don't need to love someone to want them. Now that's frustrating, when what your brain tells you you want and what you actually want don't match up. It's exhausting. And, well, its complicated. But that's life. And life... sucks.
- Grey's Anatomy
Michael: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille: It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.
- Arrested Development
Veronica: What's your poison?
Logan: Oh, emotionally unavailable women. Let's see...uh, I want something that suits my mood.
Veronica: Oooh, I'm sorry. We're all out of liquid evil.
- Veronica Mars