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Save Heather Mosby, save the world

He doesn't sleep.

He drifts, like the tide. Sometimes he's far out, in the cool blue water where it's so peaceful that he can rest. Other times, the waves bring him near the shore, where he can hear familiar voices and feel the warm water against his skin, the sun on his face. When he's in the ( Read more... )

So today I posted my 100th story on fanfiction.net! I believe this is a cause for some celebration? Or for the men in the white coats to take me away to the quiet house where everyone wears straight jackets. And as if this wasn't enough to test my sanity, I've now applied for the fanfic100 challenge which I will post a link to IF I get accepted ( ( Read more... )

2. Robin

She lies to herself.

Robin says that she doesn't want commitment when what she doesn't want is long-term.

She says that she wants fun when what she doesn't want is to share too much of herself.

She says that she doesn't want romance when she just doesn't want to be smothered.

She says that she ( Read more... )

Your urge

1. Barney

Barney wants to be with Robin but there are just so many girls. Tall girls, short girls, blonde girls, brunette girls, big boob-ed girls, perky girls, long-legged girls, slutty girls, demure girls, young girls, skinny girls, bubble-assed girls…

How is he supposed to settle for only one for the rest of his life?

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April fool

"Marry me, Scherbatsky!"

"Barney, stop it. No one's falling for your totally lame April Fool's jokes. Even Doug thinks you're a jerk by now."

"I'm not kidding. Marry me and have my babies."

"Barney!"

"I'm so in love with you. SO in love with you!"

"I am going to hit you. No, I'm ( Read more... )

Drinking games

1.

"Four  lemons!" Barney shouted.

"What?" Ted said, looking over his shoulder and spilling vodka over his hands.

"I bet you can't juggle four lemons! Look, s'easy!"

Ted grinned. "Dude, you just dropped one."

Realising Ted was right, Barney looked slightly confused, but he soon perked ( Read more... )

Too old

1. Four day weekend.

He feels it. Every inch, every yard, every mile. He feels every year between them.

He's too old for Robin.

The seconds, minutes, hours, days… they all wear him down, so heavy on his shoulders that his spine has twisted under the pressure. His back is on fire and it's agony, raging agony.

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The modern vampire's guide

1. Sex

Something happens to a chick when she comes. Her capillaries expand, sending a warm blush over her skin. Her lips pout, her nipples go all perky. Seriously, this is the only time to bite her.

Other guys, they just fumble around and bite down randomly on any neck that swings their way - they're ( Read more... )