FIC: April Fool (1/1) HIMYM
April fool
"Marry me, Scherbatsky!"
"Barney, stop it. No one's falling for your totally lame April Fool's jokes. Even Doug thinks you're a jerk by now."
"I'm not kidding. Marry me and have my babies."
"Barney!"
"I'm so in love with you. SO in love with you!"
"I am going to hit you. No, I'm going to get Lily to hit you."
"Look, I'm getting down. On one knee. I've got a RING!"
"Lily!!"
"Robin! PLEASE! Listen to me!"
"Wow, you can actually cry at will. That's… really, really lame."
"…"
"Barney, that face really isn't going to work on me."
"Damn."
.
"Marry me, Scherbatsky!"
"Barney, stop it. No one's falling for your totally lame April Fool's jokes. Even Doug thinks you're a jerk by now."
"I'm not kidding. Marry me and have my babies."
"Barney!"
"I'm so in love with you. SO in love with you!"
"I am going to hit you. No, I'm going to get Lily to hit you."
"Look, I'm getting down. On one knee. I've got a RING!"
"Lily!!"
"Robin! PLEASE! Listen to me!"
"Wow, you can actually cry at will. That's… really, really lame."
"…"
"Barney, that face really isn't going to work on me."
"Damn."
.