QOTD: "I wrote the gospel on giving up ( Read more... )

QOTD: "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes ( Read more... )

QOTD: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

Work is going to be awful this week. That's all I'm going to say about it.

Last night I had a dream that I lived in an apartment building across from one Erik lived in. I was one or two floors above and at ( Read more... )

QOTD: “If you can not answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names ( Read more... )

QOTD: "Traffic's backed up to the gate at Meadows ( Read more... )

QOTD: “Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business ( Read more... )

QOTD: “When a male heckler called out, ‘Are you a lesbian?’ she immediately replied, ‘Are you my alternative?’”

I have the day off. As you're all aware, this is a sign of the Apocalypse, so do what you must. The end is near.

( Boring inventory talk )

QOTD: “The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention that while Ben was here, we played Dr. Mario so hard we locked up my NES. Yes, locked up an NES. That's crazy.

Circuit City opens at 10AM tomorrow and will have Xbox 360s. We only have eight, though. And from what I understand, five of those are core systems. There were three people camped out when I left work at 10:43PM. ( Read more... )

I stopped at Lowe's today and got some fluorescent light bulbs for my apartment. Now I have more cost-efficient lighting for my sleeping room. I also now have a bulb for my outside door light, so I'll be using that more. Went to the mall to see if Express was open because I really need a new pair of jeans and I really liked the last pair I got ( Read more... )