QOTD: "He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed ( Read more... )

QOTD: "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

Today when I got home from work, I turned on my new computer and my old monitor died. Truly, at this point, I just don't have the words. ( Read more... )

QOTD: "If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men ( Read more... )

This morning, just before I woke up, the last thing in my head from the dream world was, "He who shines the light upon his feet shall see the path." After gaining some coherent thinking I said to myself, "If I start quoting the Book of Origin, I'm going to a therapist."

QOTD: "I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope."

Sex dream with incredible potential gets underway and the alarm goes off. Today I begin a campaign for federal legislation to ban alarm clocks. No person should have to suffer as I have.

[series of extreme expletives]

Man, it was going to be so good, too.

Last night's dream was, I think, the strangest I've ever had. I wish I'd've had a little voice recorder to talk it all back out right when I woke up. There was so much of it that I knew even jumping up and starting to type, I'd lose it. I certainly would've lost it writing by hand. So I just sat there for a moment, trying to remember it all so ( Read more... )

QOTD: "The jury would like to see the secret files of the sex therapist and defendant again, please."

Local network correlation on dreaming, so since I've observed this in the past, I thought I'd see if anyone else registers it.

Poll Collective unconscious

QOTD: "To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep ( Read more... )

QOTD: "Move your lobster; it's huuuuge ( Read more... )

QOTD: "Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness ( Read more... )